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You're trying to impress me by egging Senob on so you can rise through the ranks of my male harem. :tongue: If I ever get the one you offered me... :(

It's true. His "the other day" can be anywhere from 2 hours ago to 18 months ago. It makes things interesting sometimes.

I'm spoiled. Interesting.

I'm so in the wrong country. I can go there and live like the queen I should be.

Like Senob said, the story has gotten a lot of media attention around here. I'm conflicted on how I feel. On the one hand, he WAS told that it was his money. On the OTHER hand, he KNEW it wasn't, but spent it anyway.

Find someone who isn't Senob and his popsicle sticks. If I can't find anyone else, I settle.

Dating pool, dearest? You're out of the gene pool. How many times must I tell you...?

28, but close enough. :tongue:

These get the Becks...poamr Seal of Approval®.

Wanna be single long enough? :tongue:

It was all I could do to accept the diamond ring he gave me. :1orglaugh I wanted an opal with a ruby on one side and a peridot on the other. I like my diamond, though.

Have a smokey treat, cuddle, then wash up.

I like me my pennies.

How could I have forgotten Gump? I work up with that song stuck in my head this morning. :helpme:

Nevermind. I forgot where I was going with that. It's possible, and I didn't think of that.

The Night Santa Went Crazy. Good stuff. :thumbsup:

Neither. :angels:

According to my sources, undergarments were unknown at the time.

Can I bring along my finger scissors and bodice dagger for protection? If anyone needs boxcutters, I have several. Oh, and I will not forgot my battery operated toy.

Welcome to the club. No dues, few duties, and FreeOnes as often as possible. That is all. Say that often? :1orglaugh :angels:

That was just evil. Even though I feel insulted to be mentioned in the same post as her, I find it amusing. :slow clap:

Rowr. :leering:

How about... "We don't get it and we don't care"? :D

I should have Senob find that song for me, because it sounds interesting. Oh, and the techno mix, too.

Yeah, you better say that, or some woman who's all of 5' 1½" tall will climb on the furniture to beat on you.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person on the planet who can't stand The Beatles.

Eastern time, approx. 11:42 pm Silly man...about your edit-- The computer is approx. 10 minutes fast. :tongue:

Can I just say... Icky!! No bare guys for me!!

What's your take on current events?

Truly fascinating.

I hope so. Then corn prices can go down, and eventually they'll be a trickle down effect... And I have no clue what I'm talking about because I have a headache.

Today, an Algerian, if you please, was harassing part of my Serbian ******. Dude should stick to shaving his unibrow.

Yaaaaaaay!!!!! Let's start a club. :D

Maybe it's just me, but... I don't get it.

It's always been about the bitches, I'll have you know.

Charming. I wonder who he takes after.

The Claiming of ******** Beauty by A. N. Roquelaure aka Anne Rice.

:snort::1orglaugh

Too cute for words.

Cats are like small ********...they can ***** in the weirdest places.

How come whenever I have a cat, he or she never does anything cute like that?

She looks kinda like Reese Witherspoon, IMO.

I'm needy. Really, I am.

I bet my Serbian (adoptive) ****** is glad their Albanian neighbors moved to Florida. I heard the Albanian ****** would get quite nasty to the Serbs.

Tell HIM that. :1orglaugh:tongue: I do. :D Secret reasons.

I melted into a puddle. :girly:

I don't have any problems with eBay as a buyer.

His revised list is OK, but he forgot the date we got engaged. Ah, well. He can't help it.

Is that considered legal tender in this country? :1orglaugh

Ugh. Bloomberg. I wish he'd shut up for a week.