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It's the girls' fault for not insisting on condoms being used. :rolleyes: Seriously, though, you're right. I seldom see percentages pertaining to how many men have STDs/STIs. So many of them were sexually ****** at young ages and see themselves as worthless.

Another board I'm on is similar in setup (but not premise) to this one. The admins decided from day one not to have rep points. How do I know this? I asked about it once. What fun is THAT?

Holy biscuit. This is one hell of a :wtf:-a-thon©.

I think I might want one. Too much scent (and too strong a scent) gives me a headache even sex doesn't cure.

Best thing to cure a headache is sex. Trust me, I know.

My bosses adore me. :D

What's this "porn" of which you speak? :dunno:

Sounds like an article from The Onion™. :1orglaugh

I wish I could get a manicure. Damn I'm so not girly sometimes.

Like schools get that far in history classes anymore. :rolleyes:

:1orglaugh So very true!!!!!!!!!!!

Interesting. Maybe I should check out CL more often.

Fucking jerks. This pisses me off to no end.

I do. At work. So there. :tongue:

Go for it!!!!!!!

Oh, stop. You know you're special. So, uh...do you need to be held? Above or below the waist? :angels:

We all rock!!!!! :nanner:

I don't know the exact number, but oodles.

I bet they took it. Seriously, though, he needs a few smacks from a clue by four.

How come I don't remember a fuss when some of the Wayans brothers went white for the classic "White Chicks"?

Stuff like this is sooooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd break off contact.

Damned if I know what will happen, but the first time I heard about this was last year, when my Turkish email pen pal mentioned it. He actually was shocked that I'd never heard of it before.

Re: What part of the world do you live in? In a world of my own. USA.

Ah, biscuit. I don't get enough ***** on Saturday night/Sunday morning as it is, and now they go and do this. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Thanks for the reminder, LL. :hatsoff:

I don't think it's MY dirty socks all over the house, but whatever.

God, my male harem SUCKS. :(

You couldn't have said this 8 years ago? :sigh: I wonder if Senob will break up with me for a few hours. :angels:

snoring in my ear while I ***** drooling on MY pillow using my nail file on his feet ***** my soda talking in unfunny voices anything involving Baby Selwyn More as they occur to me. I do know one, though, that he'll say about me. Me shedding hair all over the place. And no matter what he...

Oh, dear, a guy can't be any shorter than 5' 10" for me. And I suppose that I'd have to draw the line at 6' 7" or so, since I'm not even 5' 2".

I don't have much, really, but I do find time to read check out this site and a couple of others occasionally take a *** chitchat with friends around the world attempt to learn different languages

Congrats to deeeze, who I just bumped over 800. :nanner:

Fantastic.

RIP Jeff. Now I can go all mushy and listen to "Angel Eyes" for a while.

I've known of some aspects of the site, thanks to Senob, but I'm here for the boards. :D

How come no one acknowledges his appearance in "North and South"?

All of these get the Becks Seal of Approval®. :thumbsup:

Unnecessary apostrophes.

Republican for life. :1orglaugh

Mad snazzy. With my luck, though, I'd forget what shoes I'm wearing and decide to go jumping in puddles. :1orglaugh

Grandpa is my hero. :lovecoupl

A snazzy tie-pin would really make the outfit. Oooooh, and cufflinks.

I think she's getting friction burns on her hand.

Anyone want to admit to wearing legwarmers? Christmas_Ape, I'm looking at you!!

Thanks, LL. No one will teach me the swear words, but I DO know how to say "cock" in Bulgarian. However, I've known how to say that for nearly three years now. :1orglaugh

I never thought of adding the link here. I click it every day...and the other ones, too.

I try not to make mistakes. Most of the time when I do, it's because I'm typing too fast.

Bazz, no offense, but can you translate that for me?

Good advice, but what about those of us who don't buy any to begin with?

Yep. To be fair, though, sometimes the NE gets it right. I heard on the news today that he's not as close to death as they initially said. I guess they're just acquaintances.