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I'd wax if someone would pay for me to get it professionally done.

Dahmer? Anyhoo...There really has to be something we can do with people like this. Sure we can send them to prison, hoping they get ****** by another inmate, but that isn't always a sure bet. Let them participate in a special running of the bulls or something.

Oooooooooh, 77 for me. Damn my multivitamins and my smoking.

Does anyone remember when people would just **** themselves and not take people out with them?

Oh, sure, pick on ME. Senob didn't mention me in HIS quote. You men stick together.

Yep. Great fun.

I misplaced my sneaking out shoes. :helpme: Hey!!! I'll have you know that my cooties are GONE. :tongue:

Late Dec. 1978--I was concieved Early July 1979--I was born. Yeah, I was almost three months early Early July 2007--I joined FreeOnes I don't need to mention anything else. :tongue:

I'm impressed by the size of his blade. :leer:

I'm rocking my yellow flannel footie jammies. :nanner:

What about mixed peach and lavender roses?

Maybe I'll try Craigslist.

What about that guy from...India, I think...who had two penises?

Men. Silly creatures. Always wanting to meet women. :rolleyes:

:ban: Anyone want a used fiance? I'll let him go free to a good home!!!

As my ****** said on a different board:

Mad spiffy and hellaciously fascinating.

I can remember these, too, but you don't see me lobbying to join. Nothing against the respected elders, but... Getting older hurts my female pride. :******:

As far as I can recall, all the guys I've been with have been circumcised, but...I don't think I'd care either way.

Another reason for my Chevy love.

Beats doing this on MySpace... 1) Virgin?: Nope. 2) How many partners have you had?: 5 3) Do you remember all of them?: yes 4) How many do you regret?: 2...no, 3 5) Did you like your first time?: not really, but more than the guy did when I asked him if it was in yet 6) Do you have any...

Nah, D-rock. He makes it simple. He usually doesn't answer the door. The window, however...

Oddly enough, I occasionally start statements like that, too. I am soooooooo weird.

Senob's present(s) will depend upon what he gives me. Awwwwww, but you DID give something. To me. Thanks again for the siggy *!!!! *Which, like a dumbass, I forgot to add. I suck.

Ah, snow. I kinda miss it. NJ doesn't get as much as I'm used to, being from the great state of WI.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I **** winter. :thefinger

Mad props to all who helped me reach this milestone. :bowdown:

That point is debatable.

It's true with my man, too. :1orglaugh

I love reading these. :1orglaugh

I think they should. Why not? :dunno:

:bowdown: It's true. It's so true!! :rofl2:

Yes. Yes I have.

You guys are nuts. I love you all.

North Carolina.

I was so shocked by that, words escaped me.

He's a good snuggler and really nice to have around on cold nights. Yes and yes.

Knowing I don't have to go to work. :tongue: Why am I tired?

Is enjoying being part of my male harem.

Damned if I know. The attic is scary. I'm surprised you didn't claim my bed. :1orglaugh

Someplace has sucky airport security. Of course, seeing that pic, maybe she had it hidden in some fat rolls. :rolleyes:

You and Chef can fight over the basement.

Yes. I make a habit of prancing around nekkid in public. Cops love it.

Earrings and a popcorn ******.

Another region to cross off from my "Must see" list.

Depends on how much you're willing to spend. :tongue:

Anytime. ;)

Spiffy. So....you gonna spend some of your rebate check on me? :batting eyelashes:

Things, or thongs? :rofl2:

Uh...some guy. I honestly don't remember who.