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Can I vote for teh/the?

I thought that one memorable night. :1orglaugh

Bad taste. :nono:

That WASN'T what I expected the thread to be about, considering who started it.

Better than what we get at work, I'll tell you.:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Nah, Senob can have them...might go well with his Hannah Montana costume.

Poor dog. Poor porcupine. Man, if I had a dollar for every quill the vet removed... I'm so random today.

I want a set for my mommy's Geo Metro. :rofl2:

Tuesday, for House or Thursday for CSI. How about Sunday for The Simpsons and ****** Guy?

I honestly don't know why a guy would want to be a porn star. Herpes, gay for pay and the women get at least 95% of the attention... :dunno:

Exactly. Just let the man do what he wants, where he wants, when he wants...without telling the whole damn world about it.

Maybe he'll be ******/**** himself soon after the start of his stint in prison.

What? Read it twice and then take it back? No fun. :tongue:

My mommy divorced my ******, and I'm glad she did. If they HAD stayed married, I think I'd be a psycho. I'm much happier this way.

Why **** the ******? These **** would just break up on their own in about 6 months.

:Trying to remember what resolutions I made: Well, coworkers HAVE asked me if I lost weight. :dunno: I'm sort of learning Serbian. Uh...hmmmmmmmmmm. :helpme:

I need new books. I've read all of mine a billion times already. Anyone want to contribute to the "Buy Becks More Books Fund"?

I see that a lot of that stuff every day, since I work at a grocery store.

Not enough (or maybe too much) chicken feet.

What a fucking jerk. If you're gonna **** yourself, do it...just don't take innocent people with you.

According to the Star Ledger, the detentions have been rescinded...pending agreement from the parents.

Heavy metal, damn it. :banger: Sure, I occasionally listen to other genres, but MetallicA is my be-all and end-all.

That was ME!! :D My vote: Anesthesia (Pulling Teeth)- Cliff Burton/MetallicA :banger:

Well, it's a Cliff Burton masterpiece, for starters.

:rofl2: The Webcam knows me so well!!!!!

For real. I enjoy books. See below. And others. Those are just the ones scattered around the computer at the moment.

"Yes, those pants make your ass look big." :angels:

If it gets up to Best Bass Solo, let me know. I have a nomination. :D

Heh. I do that. :tongue:

I don't know of any sluts in Kansas. Most other states, yes. :dunno:

You try swallowing a lot, sir, and let's see what you say then. :tongue:

Just taking off my clothes in front of men and women, or can I pole dance, too?

Hilarious, as always!!!! :1orglaugh

For all that I forget to mention most of them in the "what are you currently reading?" thread, I read at least 52 books a year. Ask Senob.

I work Saturday nights. How boring. If I didn't work second shift, I'd work first, which is almost as bad, since I'd have to **** up before sunrise. :mad:

Aw, damn. Pardon me while I cry myself into a girly puddle of mush.

Like Senob said, we used to have a cat. I've also had many other cats, some hamsters (kept having babies and eating them...how traumatizing for an eight year old), a bunny, an iguana that I named Tail Whippin' Ike, and some dogs (not all at that same time). My doggies were adorable...one was a...

Nuh uh. I bought DPS myself. At work.

Good for him!! This is something he wanted to do, and he's doing it.

Re: What are your Biggest Pet Peeves? Oh, I **** when people say that!!!!!!

Oh, I do that already. :1orglaugh

Re: What are your Biggest Pet Peeves? People who sit there and watch me work, and wait until I'm done to ask if I need help.

Was the student being a bad ass? Does she have issues? I wish the article had more info.

Back when I was single, I had one. Good times.

Nope. I think my voice sucks.

What a shame. I'm not shocked, though.

Not for nothing, but maybe--just maybe--she's been *****. Anyone think of that? And no one's hating on the ******(s) of these ********. Sometimes men **** me off.

I had a problem checking either my third or 4th hotmail account. The others went without a hitch.

Re: Who made you cum today? No one. I'm out of commission. :(

Only because I can't give anything lower. I'm not allowed.