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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Sure, let all ******** have insurance. It'll come in handy for shots and ********* injuries. If adults don't want insurance...well, they're adults. Just don't fuck with my current coverage. I don't have to pay one cent for dental visits.

I'd like to see what the guys who came up with this look like.

It seems as though I've always had one. Doesn't everyone? :dunno:

Oooooooooooh, do tell. Please? I'll give you a cookie.

That's fantastic!!!!! I even got Senob to look away from the game to read it.

My mommy and I are die-hard Brewers fans. Senob roots for them sometimes to make me happy, and I root for his Mets, too.

No. A man. :batting eyelashes: I agree. :D

Who taught you the secret handshake? It's rather exclusive. Please don't mistake my male harem with my entourage.

Mad props to all!!! :nanner:

Mad props to Poggy, who I just bumped over 400. :banger:

You'd be surprised what I can do. But it's a secret.

Did I miss the part where they talk about those of us who have eyes that change color? Fascinating story, btw.

I talk about bellybuttons, baseball, crashing my *******'s funeral, my male harem and my ten speed toy. Some people some to like it.

For all the porn that my male coworkers watch, they still seem impressed by a pair of DDs. :dunno:

Most of the time, I don't *****...or if I do, I seldom remember it. When I DO remember my dreams, they usually aren't nice. Sometimes I ***** about my lust object. :swoon:

Sometimes it DOES **** me up, but he doesn't remember what I tell him. I snore on occasion, but I'm assured it's "cute".

My future MIL is a wonderful woman, very funny and loving. She loves me like a ********, and I think she might like me more than her ***.

No. As a young woman with tolerable looks, I have chosen not to. Cops HAVE picked me up, though.

Christmas_Ape is an upstanding member of society. Well, that's what the parole board said at his latest hearing, anyway.

Ooooh, I can't wait for the 2008 thread.

Uh...is now the time to mention that I once saw Billy Ray Cyrus in concert?

It has ten different speeds. :D

Remind me to rep you for this when I can.

I miss Chef. Senob must have snuck him out of the basement when I was at work.

I should do that...with a shout out to you.

Bless his heart.

Way too cute for words...but I'm biased.

I can see myself owning one.

Re: clear high heels..... I can never find a pair that I really like.

Oh, man, this is the funniest thing I've read all day!!!!

I've been to see both MetallicA and Godsmack. :banger: Unfortunately, I didn't seem them when they were touring together. :******: I've also seen The Toys (a Milwaukee area cover band) and my guys AnAkA.

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking Ha ha. Senob's right, though. I did buy him two of the movies in his collection.

I don't recall if I ever had Senob buy me some pads, but I know the sweet man brought one to work for me when my period came early.

There's not a damn thing wrong with it. I, myself, don't really go for guys younger than me, but...that's just me. Tell your friend to shut the hell up.

:nanner: LL is right. :D

MSN, Yahoo and AOHell. I have friends worldwide.

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking I was trying to be funny. :sigh:

Was I wrong to think that you're a fangirl of mine? It's true!!! It's so true!!!!!

Is an even bigger sweetheart than I am.

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking Some eight years later, I'm still waiting for Senob to tell me about his. :tongue:

I didn't *****. Oh, well. Some girls do, some don't, and the amount of ***** would vary, I think.

Too late. It turns out Senob hid my panties from ME. Muttered something about panties are evil or something.

You only annoy me when you pop them when I'm in the middle of a headache. Otherwise, I adore bubble wrap. My twin ****** and I would fight over it.

But I'm really good at turning Jesus on!!! Well, if nothing else ensured my place in Hell, I think this did it for certain.

VERY attentive. And while Senob is somewhat observant, he hasn't mentioned the food and drinkables I take down there.

I would like to give special hugs to my FreeOnes fanboys and my occasional fangirl. This one is for Senob, though.

Yeah, well...the CD player in the car has an attitude most of the time.

I wasn't invited to the photo shoot. {pouts}

Oh, yeah, that car is mad awesome. :rolleyes:

Any halfway decent human being would've been shocked by that, but then...I don't think many people in prison ARE decent.