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Please, no. Just steal a song from someone else, please.

:scoffs: Half of mine will go in the bank, half will be spent. I work hard, I want to buy pretty things.

I don't know what I did, but my neck is very painful.

Lovely. I know where to go on my next vacation.

How many of you men are jealous?

He'd look better in pink camo, I think.

I heard they tried to cremate him and the fire lasted for three days.

Demon bird?

:1orglaugh I like that one!!!

That explains so much!!!!!!

Pepsi doesn't feel so good going through the nose. :(

I just might think about getting one.

Great stuff!!!!

:1orglaugh

I figured it's a good place to add to my male harem.

Yesterday the price at the station closest to the house was $2.81 a gallon for regular. Today it's down to $2.77.

How'd you guess? :tongue:

I wouldn't know one way or the other. I was joking.

At least I'm not the only one.

Very true!!! :thumbsup:

I don't blame you. Hey, I was 12-ish at the time myself. You know, that song is one of the funniest NOT by Weird Al I've ever heard. :1orglaugh

Especially with a crisp white ****.

Uh, yeah...I didn't vote yesterday. I guess the man of the household and/or the future in-laws forgot about me. Wait, I know what it is. They're all Demmycrats. I vote Republican. They're against me!!!

That was horrible to watch. Senob and I had some questions about it, most of which have already been voiced on this thread.

I never got to hear the talk the boys got. This site teaches me a lot. :1orglaugh

I've never quite gotten the whole allure of crotchless panties. None of my men ever voiced a preference for them.

Maybe I'm just too tired, but does that actually make sense to anyone? :helpme:

The first one.

Not always. Every single day my fiance and my (male AND female) coworkers tell me I'm pretty. Most of the time I don't believe them. :dunno:

I'm glad I'm not like that.

Re: A judge threatened a man with arrest if he didn't pay twin's 17-year-old traffic That cop needs the clue by four.

Woo hoo. Senob can go joyriding again. :1orglaugh

Interesting story. I think the writers could've fleshed it out a bit more, though.

For what my opinion is worth to you, I don't think you're wrong.

Yeah, well...I figured if I'm gonna admit to that, I might as well make it a challenge for others. :tongue:

Bonez, geçmiş olsun. In other words, get well soon.

It's HOME. Thank you so much!!!

I LOVE Far Side cartoons.

Very pretty. I, personally, would love to have a similar pic, but over Milwaukee's skyline.

Oh, he's scrumptious. Yummy. :rolleyes:

Are you ready for herpes and gay for pay?

I couldn't have done it without you guys!!!!!! :bowdown: And congrats to my fellow rep getters!!!!! :banger:

My eyes are green, but they change color to gray and blue...and maybe black, oddly enough. It depends on my mood and what I wear. Anyone tries to say I have brown eyes, they end up with a few inches of their manly bits stuck in their bodies.

Re: Who made you cum today? No one yet. But there's still time.

Maybe I'm biased towards myself, but... Natural, C to DD.

I'm hogging the computer, but Senob wants to congratulate LL and the Super Bowl champions, the NEW YORK GIANTS. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. They did it!!! I'm such a tool.

If they'd taught us how to use guns instead of some of the absolute CRAP, maybe I would've like phys. ed. better. I mean, damn, I have not found an opportunity to use my rope climbing skills. Let's not even mention basketball.

I think we already know the answer to that. ;)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Haters.