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Thanks, Prof. I think. Ugh, I **** being sick. Nothing makes sense.

Nope. I just didn't feel like adding "work" before "uniform" in my post.

Go to my bellybutton poll. :D

Yep. In full uniform and a smokey treat in my mouth. It's classy. :thumbsup:

I know. I was trying to be funny and it was an epic fail.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay me!!!! :nanner: Maybe someday that can be one of the titles FreeOnes gives out. "Almost as good as Becks' rack" or some such.

Damn good post, IMO.

About whether or not Senob is an internet bully? :dunno:

A third-rate biography of Anne Boylen.

You're adorable, damn it. And so is Joanne. Good thing I have a nice rack.

Nah. No time. I had to escape from the convent.

Freaky. :eek: I'm scared and need to be held.

Gymnastics and ice skating provide the easiest pictures to misinterpret, don't they? :1orglaugh

Rock on. Becks Seal of Approval™.

Now that I think on it...life size voodoo doll?

I miss my ****** already, but I think I'm going back to WI again (on vacation) in October. It's good to be back here.

I cannot imagine how anyone would be able to find a use for such a thing.

Funny. No, really, it was. You just have too much time on your hands.

:1orglaugh Sometimes young people can be so much smarter than adults.

I voted for logo #1, and yet I don't see it right now. *perplexed*

Stupid ****. If you're gonna pull that kind of bullshit, at least give a fake address. Amateurs.

Reminds me of a joke, but the language was Spanish. Anyhoo...Irish Gaelic, Danish, German, brush up on my Spanish and French, maybe get some Italian... Maybe I should invest in some Rosetta Stone software.

I have returned. Did you notice I wasn't here as much these past few days?

Hilarious, as always!!!! :1orglaugh Maybe I should just shorten it to Becks and be done with it, or else I'll end up as Becks...poamuamr. :tongue:

Thanks. :D You don't want to know. I don't either. I'm very grateful that I'm nearsighted. :insert clever comment here:

Always glad to help a fellow member hit a milestone. :D

Damn, he's on to me. :1orglaugh

Between 5 and 7 1/2, depending on my work schedule and how much Senob decides to talk to me.

I don't want your ass to be the first thing I see in the morning. :eek: I ***** in my jammies because I like giving Senob a challenge.

Living in sin is fun. Or maybe we're lazy. Or something. Blah.

That's the funniest thing I've read all day. All you can say is "Nice"??? I should see if some coworkers will appreciate them. And then he drooled for a while.

Thanks...and I don't mind. Male, female, it's all good in my book. :D Settle down, sir.

Thank you for the condolences.

My face is off limits, but my boobs are not. http://img154.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=th_82825_Becks.boobs2_122_864lo.jpg

I'll try. I'm going for the funeral of one of my great aunts. Most of my ******...my mommy, my twin ******, my other ********, a billion nieces and nephews...

Get some tips from free erotic literature sites.

From Thursday until Saturday I'll be in WI.

I was wondering the same thing. Why do threads like this strike me as being lame ripoffs of April Fool's jokes?

Legzman, nah...they just bastardized him for a character on Prison Break, season 1.

Truer than you other readers would realize.

First, I have to admit to posting the infamous rep thread in games. Haven't been there for a while, though, at least that I remember. Why not just delete any rep that people have gotten from that thread (if applicable), and let's all go on our merry way.

Does she collect...things? My mommy collects carousel horses, waterglobes and frogs. We usually get her carousel ***** waterglobes. :1orglaugh One of my sisters collects hippos. You know...stuff like that.

I'm sure you guys can't be any weirder en mass than my ********. :D

He may be a media whore, but he's a SHAMELESS and HONEST media whore!!!

Yep. Sex is awesome. :thumbsup:

You'd think I'd be able to answer this without a problem, since I seem to be surrounded by virgin males, but... I can't. I just KNOW they are.

Yay. Old thread day. :nanner: English. I can sort of read some Spanish and French and speak some, too. Too bad I have a hellaciously bad accent. I know a few phrases in Serbian now and an obscene word in Bulgarian. I also know a tiny bit of Turkish. I wish my great grandparents had...

People who do that scare me. A lot. And not in a good way.

As a guy friend once told me, "Pretend it's a penis. Don't yank it all over. Move it gently."

Back in my freshman of the first half of my sophomore year, a guy would sell huge bags of M&Ms...out of MY locker. :1orglaugh Yeah, I'd get mine for free.