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:wave: Anyone here?

What's the percentage of failing vs. those that start as freshmen and drop out before their graduation date?

T. J. Hooker.

Maybe he was saving them for a midnight snack.

Finally...an honest reaction from a parent.

Poor girl.

Add me to the "respecting everyone unless they do something horribly wrong" count.

:wtf: Just a great big :wtf:

I did that, too. I remember those!!!! I want a bunch.

Oh, dear. It makes my teeth itch to see people type like that.

Craigslist? :dunno:

Some people have too much time on their hands.

It pisses me off to no end. If someone tries to IM me or text me with that, I either don't answer or I answer back in proper English. Depends on who it is.

I was all of 17 years, 7 months and...4 days, I think.

Just the way it's written. How can I explain?

You're entitled to your own opinon, of course, but I do not lie. Ask Senob how much I read. Ask my ******. Ask his. Hell, ask my coworkers.

Hey, there's a guy at work who winks at me. Makes me giggle. Damn him. Senob's adorable when he winks at me, too.

I'm sure that the story is real, but it just seems fake to me somehow. :dunno:

I got a tip at work today. (Tips are not allowed, unless it's on the down low...)

I know that. I thought just about everyone knew that. I learned otherwise. What odd coworkers.

I know, I know. I wouldn't get them, anyway. They get in the way (sometimes) when I'm working. Kinda annoying.

Not too long ago, a guy at work asked me if a girl can get pregnant from anal sex. :wtf: I pitied him. So many young people are very ignorant today.

Big League Chew, candy cigarettes, Whatchamacallits, Laffy Taffy, sour patch ****, gummy Garbage Pail ****...

Well, I'll accept money for implants if there's enough demand.

:D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I need a pay raise.

That would be the case if I were a Phillies fan. :tongue:

How'd I miss this thread? Uh huh. I'm sure for some it's true. However, I know what the hell I'm doing. He's pushing my head down to **** me off. Or else he wants to get bit.

Becks is a nickname my ****** gave me. POAMR? nickname from a baseball chat room. Guess why? :tongue:

Gone With the Wind - Margaret Mitchell Catcher in the Wry - Bob Uecker the Outlander series - Diana Gabaldon You're Out and You're Ugly, Too! - Durwood Merrill Weird NJ

Ha. Make me stop. I can do this all day. :tongue:

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean :lame:

You know, I was going to say something funny, but I got distracted and forgot. :(

Of course it is. They're very cunning.

Yaaaaaaaaay. :happy dance:

Dave, what an adorable kitty.

But not a Monkee man. Wow, that would be so much better if I could actually link things. :helpme:

Says you. It burns. Burns, I tell you. Even more than holy water.

If Senob would pay attention to what I do, he would've noticed that I saved that pic ages ago from the site. Since I have it on the computer, it OBVIOUSLY gets the Becks Seal of Approval©.

Ah, OK. Hope you didn't think I was being bitchy, though. :(

Yeah, but this thread was started over four years ago. Just sayin'. :dunno:

I think she can do better. :1orglaugh

He kinda looks like Dubya, I think.

Is his work good?

Ah. That makes sense. Thanks. :hatsoff: I have to stop posting when I'm sick.

Rumor has it you're secretly into it.

How was it found, then? *perplexed* I mean, did they restring it to look like how they found it? Was it even found in necklace form? Did they just gather up pieces and put them together? I need a ***.

Thanks. Now I'm going to laugh my ass off every time I look at the salad bar. :1orglaugh

Ahem: Like Brown Eyes, I had an alcoholic ******. I truly think that I ended up MUCH better not having him in my life for 10 of the 15 years that we shared the planet.

Interesting. Too bad I lost interest in both UB40 and Maxi Priest a long time ago.

Why is everything always the Irish's fault? No one ever suspects the Amish.