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The last great Clapton album: ..mostly because he had some serious help: :cool:

Best portrayal of an asshole older ******* ever. RIP (Source: Having an asshole older *******.)

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Doing it right......

"Food poisoning" was code for "bad, bad hangover" in my social circle. Which is funny to me reading this thread, because the only time you'd catch me in a Denny's is after last call.

Lookin' good - in every sense of the word.

There's a tribute band playing the Fillmore near here on 3/24. Their name will tell you all you need to know: Led Zeppelin 2

Nope. Not biased at all.

The only place ********* ***** is good from is the source. :cool: :D

I wasn't even though of until the end... For everyone that idealizes Woodstock, I present the other side of the coin: 0qTKsylrpsg ;)

..and I'm amused by the amount of computer-chair badasses and white-knighting there was.

THIS. THIS. THIS. Oh, and

Jim Jones didn't serve Kool-Aid, it was Flavor-Aid. Jesus....

The only Vette I'd ever own has the same body (minus the split-window), but 100 more cubic inches. :cool:

Who said it has to be one or the other? :cool:

"We made it? Holy ****..."

You can still get them in South Africa. :cool:

Well, then apparently I've been re-fucking-born. My not-by-my-doing divorce was actually a regeneration. Nine lives, live for ten. Bitch.

If there's anything after this, he's laying down a groove for Duane and Berry to jam on.

'71 Torino. Like my first car.

I recognize those taillights...

Y'all saw this comin' a mile away, right? GNTH9zmleBE "We all need someone we can ***** on And if you want it, baby, well you can ***** on me We all need someone we can ***** on Yeah, yeah, and if you want it, baby, why don'cha ***** on me All over..." ..and my favorite quote about this...

I'm pretty sure I've never neg repped anyone. I just tell them to fuck off right in the post.

I like it. It defies classification. Plus, a well-placed - and played - banjo. They also do a great version of "House of the Rising Sun". The trip down the YouTube rabbit hole led me here after a few detours: RSZca1Q9IWA ..and here: 49H0IfoILwQ

Wow, so instead of coming here to look at porn and jerking yourself off, you're cutting out the middle-man (or women) and "helping each other out"?

You won't get any **** from me. I'm pretty sure every one of us has an animated crush. I said animated..

I think this is the most likely answer. Anyone doing custom vids or live shows is still considered active. If her Twitter feed is any indication, Gianna is still very active.

Let me guess: You never had a girl looking any better than she did and all the **** at school,they were wishing they were you that night..right?

Challenge accepted.

I tried it without the "70", and it wasn't available. Later - much later - I asked if the "70" could be dropped. I was very politely told that it couldn't. I'm way past the point of beginning the process which would ultimately result in me possibly starting to give a ****.

Easy: The one(s) that get to fuck Lauren Phillips. :cool:

They smell because they have noses. Duh.

Myth...busted

Inside.

Keith Richards doesn't get enough credit.

Using the definition of "pornstar" a little loosely, I'd say Aria Giovanni , Gianna Michaels and Nikki Nova.

...and then Keith said "fuck you", and the rest followed. "Let It *****"; the title, was a direct callback/friendly shot to The Beatles. The media portrayed them as rivals. "Beatles vs. Stones" etc....they made it seem like they hated each other. The truth is that they were - and are - friends.

I hope nobody thought I was gonna ignore this.... I can't help but wonder how much of The Beatles accolades come because they were the "first" ones do do what they did, the way they did it. Timing is everything. They didn't hire the Hells Angels for security at Altamont, they went along with...

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet...

What about if you have one that's got that cover under the replacement cover? Also, The Beatles were a lot of things, with many descriptors, but "badass" is not one that springs to my mind. :D Except maybe George Harrison.

Fucking ***** Hatchet...all of them.

Who cooks the best chicken? That's easy: I do.

Those are cool. That's one of those things that makes me think, "Why did it take so long to come up with that?".

****'s gettin' weird now.... RIP

Merry Christmas, and Yippie Ki Yay, Motherfucker(s).

I'm sure your spaghetti is so awesome that comparing it to Olive Garden in any way is blasphemy. Saying "spaghetti" and "Olive Garden" in the same goddamn sentence is sacrilege. They don't "kind of" suck, they absofuckinglutely suck. Also, this is actually a good thread. **** keeps up, I may...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again. Spreading that holiday cheer!!

They're better with good bourbon. So I've heard.

Ten? Meh... (EDIT...well, fuck you, too.)

I know it's said around here in jest all the time, but he really is a Goddamn American Treasure. RIP. John Glenn

Not this man.