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  1. Elwood70

    Happy Birthday, John!!!

    What the fuck is this bullshit!? Today is my birthday, bitches.... and Sandra Shine's
  2. Elwood70

    Now I just hope hurricane Irma will **** Rush Limbaugh (and Alex Jones).

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jagger69 again. Move along, nothing to see here.
  3. Elwood70

    In repose

    https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=Sofi+A&chips=q:sofi+a,g_1:met+art&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiw856oypDWAhWJRiYKHURADWgQ4lYIKSgA&biw=1600&bih=833&dpr=1#imgrc=_
  4. Elwood70

    The Storm Called Harvey

    You know something? As bad as this storm was, I actually feel bad for this post. I hope she's okay, too.
  5. Elwood70

    Ask Michelle Jean Clark Anything

    No, but it ain't over yet.... At one point, an attempt was made, but between the ******* and the lack of..shall we say "preparation", nothing ever came of it. (Get it? Nothing came? :D) I'll take my accolades in the form of *****, smokes or positive rep. :cool: I don't have any questions...
  6. Elwood70

    Can you be for free speech and be for banning **** speech at the same time?

    "Can you be for free speech and be for banning **** speech at the same time?" No.
  7. Elwood70

    Gone with the Wind

    I hope it is. I think they should show GoodFellas instead.:D
  8. Elwood70

    The Storm Called Harvey

    Done......with one person that lives in that area exempt from my well-wishes.
  9. Elwood70

    Food You Like So Much You Could Eat 3 Or More Times In A Week

    1. Pasta 2. Chicken Wings
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    What is the official history of FreeOnes, when did it start, changes, etc

    I think so, too...but I also remember the shitstorms past. :D I think it is.. a very good thing. Is FreeOnes draining the swamp?
  11. Elwood70

    Dino Velvet is a racist

    So, going by this line of reasoning, Dino is a Goddamn American Treasure. I fully and completely agree.
  12. Elwood70

    What is the official history of FreeOnes, when did it start, changes, etc

    Uh-oh. Brace yourselves, the bitching is coming.:D
  13. Elwood70

    Tear down Confederate War Memorials

    No, that Charger wasn't the best looking. The Challenger was the best!? A uh, challenger appears:
  14. Elwood70

    What would you rate Gracie?

    High 9. Oh, and I fucking love this pic:
  15. Elwood70

    Hey Fellas, Can You Chug A Whole 12 Oz Can Of Soda Pop In One Shot Right When You Open It?

    Yes, and make no mistake: That was my first thought.
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    Hey Fellas, Can You Chug A Whole 12 Oz Can Of Soda Pop In One Shot Right When You Open It?

    The JD one wasn't bad, just a really long ***. Jim Beam is the fucking devil, though. It was a chug contest at a motel party, and my friend let me go first. My last words before I entered the abyss were, "I won, right?" I then ****** out cold, and woke up in a tub full of ice, **** and me. I...
  17. Elwood70

    Hey Fellas, Can You Chug A Whole 12 Oz Can Of Soda Pop In One Shot Right When You Open It?

    Soda? Hell fucking no. ****? Not anymore. *Pointless brag about *****: That stunt Belushi pulled in National Lampoons' ****** House with the fifth of JD ? Did it. With actual *****..when JD was still 90 proof. On two separate occasions. Full disclosure: Once was with Jim Beam....in high school.
  18. Elwood70

    [SOLVED] Redhead Spreading Wide

    Don't know, but I wanna know....hence the half-assed reply.
  19. Elwood70

    My Fuckin' ******-in-Law!

    **** like this makes me glad I'm divorced. So, thanks.:D
  20. Elwood70

    What Did You ***** The Last Time You Got *****?

    I like that: "The ***** don't know it's cheap!" Truer words and all, especially if you're mixing it anyway. Mickey's, Natty Boh (Hon), Night Train. MD 20/20. I could go on.
  21. Elwood70

    What Did You ***** The Last Time You Got *****?

    Bottom-shelf white ***. Eight bucks for a liter. 80 proof. Mixed it with Mountain Dew. Worth it.
  22. Elwood70

    Favorite sports photos

    A perfect moment: That was a home run. Did they change the plaque at Yankee Stadium yet?
  23. Elwood70

    Do you drive automatic or stick?

    Depends on the car - and the driver. Those "men" obviously didn't know what they were doing.
  24. Elwood70

    PUI- Posting while Under the Influence

    Up until a certain point - which changes from person to person, it's a truth serum, because it lowers inhibitions. After that, it's poison and can let Mr or Ms. Hyde out....because it destroys inhibitions. So yes, it could destroy angry ******* trolls, Asian or otherwise. Except Irish...
  25. Elwood70

    Do you drive automatic or stick?

    I had a 5-Speed Mustang that I'd leave the keys in the ignition, windows down, to run into the ****** store on Friday nights. In downtown Baltimore. Never had an issue. I taught myself to drive a stick in a '78 K-5 Blazer with a granny gear. My current ride is an automatic, but I drive it...
  26. Elwood70

    Check out Merry Clayton (background vocalist on the Stones' Gimme Shelter) behind the scenes

    You guys are aware that Merry recorded her own version, yes? Something's missing from that, too. (Hint: It's initials are "K". and "R".) Also, there's a rough mix/demo with Keith doing the (only) vocal: Make no mistake, shared credit notwithstanding, it's a Keith Richards song...
  27. Elwood70

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    ...and make sure it's not actually side two of Physical Graffiti.
  28. Elwood70

    Hot Fitness Model Rebecca Burger Dies By Whipped Cream Can Explosion

    Eat right, stay fit and die anyway. Oh, and Keith Richards outlives another one.
  29. Elwood70

    The ask a favor thread

    This one: I still think it's a good idea. A bit specific, but still good.
  30. Elwood70

    On my hands and knees.

    This brings me joy.....
  31. Elwood70

    Gregg Allman has joined his *******.

    From "My Cross To Bear" by Gregg Allman.. RIP, Gregg....and thanks.
  32. Elwood70

    Songs that are just magical to you

    More magic... Pay special attention to the left channel. :cool:
  33. Elwood70

    Songs that are just magical to you

    No explanation necessary.
  34. Elwood70

    Oh no! Chris Cornell has ****** away

    Goddammit...
  35. Elwood70

    Help me identify a song.. using only my stupid song description

    Could be here, towards the bottom (I'm kinda curious myself, now.)
  36. Elwood70

    Help me identify a song.. using only my stupid song description

    How bad do you want to know? If you're Twitter-savvy, you could ask twitter.com/JGreenberg81. He's the Caps music guy. He'll answer questions about the songs played. If you're not, you could bookmark this thread, and keep checking.
  37. Elwood70

    The phenomenon of Grandpa Joe hatred.

    What the fuck is wrong with a goddamn **** nail? That's efficiency at its' motherfucking finest.
  38. Elwood70

    This is why I don't wear high heels.

    High heels were originally worn by men. Also, they were worn as a sign of status. ("well-heeled") Both genders took to wearing them to emulate status.
  39. Elwood70

    I haven't had a haircut in 4 months

    I haven't had a major haircut in years.
  40. Elwood70

    Defrancesca Gallardo-Club Sandy

    Actually, it's "You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind......" Source: I just listened to the goddamn song. :D
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    Official checked Star Member thread

    You know this from personal experience? :D
  42. Elwood70

    What Makes The World a Funny and Perverted Place - Quotes

    Not being able to see images makes the world a funny a perverted place? I know a picture's worth a thousand words, but goddamn...
  43. Elwood70

    1960s & 1970s Classic Rock Album Favorites

    Judas. Fucking. Priest.
  44. Elwood70

    Hey Fellas, You Got Facial Hair?

    The only thing I **** more than shaving is being unshaven.
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