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Here I am. Did you miss me?

You're welcome for the rep and thanks for the congrats. I'll tell Senob you say hi when I see him. I'm hanging out at my sister's house at the moment.

Congrats, Petra!!!! *my pride's hurt that I didn't make the finals*

Chef told you, didn't me?

*peeking through the keyhole* Oh, crap, they're talking about me. I hope it's good things.

Damned if I know...off key, making up words, not even trying to sing...

But in my case, it's true. Just so you know, never go into my basement.

Good point. :D

Go right ahead. Be gentle, though, they're swollen.

I despise all caps. And the dreaded Wall-O-Text. And txtspk. Actually, I despise a lot of things. :helpme:

I wish that were the case for the smoke shops on the reservation on the other side of town. :(

Back in the day, 96/97 to be exact, an acquaintance of mine was 17, turning 18. She got involved with a 14 year old boy. He was in 8th grade. Neither set of parents had a problem with that.

I can have multiple orgasms. :dunno:

That fucking twat Anastasia at the 2002 MLB All Star Game.

I'm conflicted between optimism and cynicism.

Airplane and car. I'd love to travel by train and boat.

It's all about the oral fixation.

I've been known to steal other women's men. Not on purpose or anything, but still...

Good find, minidog. :hatsoff:

Didn't Senob have an idea like this a while back?

Rock on!! :D

Damn it, I'm back in WI and I still don't get to watch Brewers games. I guess I have to get cable.

As I have been known to say, "EVERYTHING causes cancer".

Works for me.

He knows. Well, he has an idea of how much of an evil bitch I can be. No one buy me knows for sure.

It's nice to know someone remembered me. I have to start posting more again.

I have powers. And that's news to who, exactly?

Fair enough. I guess.

Yep. At the Catholic-est Catholic church you can find. I set the holy water on fire just by stepping on the property.

Got a point there. Yep. He's nuts. I swear he is. I'll be the judge of that. I miss that thread. :(

You're snazzy. I think I like you. Can I keep you?

Who the hell am I kidding? No one in their right mind wants to see short, fat, ugly me. Except for the Turkish email penpal...

How neat. :)

Sometimes this world continues to fascinate me.

I think he has issues.

Organized religions are just accepted cults.

Push the seat back, the steering whell up, and have her take top. It's easy. ...Uh, not that I'd know or anything...

I wanted to get the FreeOnes webcam, but Senob won't let me. He's mean. *pout*

If I made mention of who I'm stalking, that would ruin half my fun.

For a long time, I hated Mondays and Thursdays. Now, everything's about the same for each day. For the sake of argument, though, I'll say Saturday.

I just want to be part of this thread.

I'm so glad that my apartment doesn't have buzzers. Yay!!

I'm going with JR and Mean Gene. What can I say? :dunno:

Thanks most kindly!!! :D

Not necessarily...

I've heard about that. I knew that was going to come up, too. I didn't want to have to send the boys to the monastery, but I guess I'll have to now.

All porn that I've seen is hilarious.

I don't know what to say here. I had something all thought out, but then my mind went blank.

I'm happy to know that I've been doing something right in my life.

Some artificial chocolate is fucking NASTY.