Door to Door Magazine Sellers

[feller469]

It was Orlando Jones.. he was hilarious.. "listen man I was never really on drugs they just tell me to say that" lol

Youa re correct sir. thanks for the right name

 

[Galactic]

I seriously just tell them to piss off IMMEDIATELY.....I don't give a fuck if you're close to being on the streets, I really don't.....I have my own goddamn problems to worry about, and I don't need a fucking magazine from you......FUCK OFF!

 

[Facetious]

Oh man, he was obnoxious AND black??? yeah....

rolleyes

Oh my !!

I swear the same guy came by here about 4 months ago . . . ' told him that the joint was in foreclosure (lied) & asked if he was hiring . :1orglaugh

 

[member979979]

I seriously just tell them to piss off IMMEDIATELY.....I don't give a fuck if you're close to being on the streets, I really don't.....I have my own goddamn problems to worry about, and I don't need a fucking magazine from you......FUCK OFF!

I think that is my problem, I'm just too nice. I cant say NO to people.:dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Seriously, have none of you ever answered the door naked? It's like a bullshit shield. Noone can lie to you while your swingin' dick is out. It's just too awkward on their side. And hell... if the porno's are right.. you'll get laid, too.

I mean.. ya cant get herpes twice, right? Good luck!

Yeah, unfortunately, I'm kind of like Peter Griffin. My gut's so big and my pecker's so small that they wouldn't be able to see the jewels in all their glory if I answered the door naked. :anonymous

 

[Will E Worm]

So, what did you buy? Anyone?

hahah Office Space

:hatsoff:

 

[Galactic]

I think that is my problem, I'm just too nice. I cant say NO to people.:dunno:

Try it sometime. Just force yourself to do it. Decide that you have had enough being "nice", and allow yourself to just express what you really want to say/do.

It gets easier and easier.....and it's kind of fun.

 

[Skyraider22]

Try living in an apartment complex. People will sit downstairs and keep their finger on my buzzer (which is LOUD) until I go downstairs to see who it is. Then, I see them holding some magazines in their hands, turn around, walk away and then they start hollering at me..."HEY!!! HEY YO!!! Wait up dawg, turn around. We got some good shit here for you man. Modern Science dawg. Redbook son!!!"

I'm sorry to hear that the worst it has got for me is the local newspaper using young teens to try to sell there newspaper.

 

[Facetious]

I don't particularly like being engaged at my doorstep because some stranger has the ability to apply pressure on you. How many times in the past did you simply want to tell 'em to f/o & pound sand and slam the door in their face, but, while thinking of a quick alibi why you aren't going to buy their lie, you think about the possibility of these characters returning with a band of thugs ?

:thefinger 'em !

I think that door to door sales should be OUTLAWED !

 

[Will E Worm]

I think that door to door sales should be OUTLAWED !

That wouldn't be right. :nono: :tongue:

You can put up a no solicitation sign and beware of the dog sign.
You would need a dog.

 

[Galactic]

That wouldn't be right. :nono: :tongue:

You can put up a no solicitation sign and beware of the dog sign.
You would need a dog.

Why would it not be right? They are trespassing on private property....I never gave them permission, and nor would I ever give permission, to be persuaded to buy their crap, or follow their God........I live in CO, the make-my-day state......I think we should at least be given the right to a warning shot over their bow.


Sons of bitches.

 

[lovejoy]

The worst are those Police Benevolent Association who keeps calling for money and donations. I finally learn to say NO !

 

[calpoon]

sounds like you need a hug galactic11111.

answer the door naked might sound like a good idea but what if it's the girlscouts, or worse, the boyscouts? you will be on the sex offender list and then your name will appear in a thread on the freeones forum about how everyone wants you dead.

 

[Becks...poamr]

I'm so glad that my apartment doesn't have buzzers.

Yay!!

 

[bigmac]

I usually get the ones where the kid is asking "I was wondering if you could listen to me practice selling something", or "What magazines are you interested is buying?"
Lucky for me they now have a no solicitations policy at our apartments posted on every entryway.

 

[Bone]

what i do at home every day to prevent that from happening is get real stoned, catatonic and totally incoherent, with bulging red eyes and a blank stare. anyone can see i'm in no condition to communicate. i mumble a little and drool and then they leave. that is a preventive measure that i have used for the last several years although i can only remember one person coming to my door (i live out in the country, in the boonies) during that time. :wave2:

 

[Kingfisher]

Yes, they're annoying. Even more than that are the ones walking up asking for money to buy a house for drug addicts to recover or some obscure Charity in some other country.