obviosuly i own a truck and me and my gf are going to have sex.. that is basically all we can do because we can't go to eachother's houses. So i'm curious as to what i could do, i thought if i go to a very secluded place when it is warm i could lay a blanket on the bed of the truck and do it there.. lots of room.. but when its 40 and below kind of chilly like now.. its only a mid size truck no extended cab.. any tips, pointers, anything guys? thanks.
Advice for having sex in my truck?
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Hey Romeo, there is this wonderful concept called "Motel", you should try it sometime.
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
You can't go to each others house did I mis something:dunno:
I got some advice for ya: move out of your parents' house before you start trying to stick your peter in dark holes.
Or your could just put a mattress in the bed of the truck and get some warm blankets.
:hatsoff:
Or your could just put a mattress in the bed of the truck and get some warm blankets.
:hatsoff:
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
:1orglaugh
That was pretty funny
That was pretty funny
broderic_randal
Closed Account
watch out for the stick shift if is standard.
thats what i was going to say
:1orglaugh Exactly what I was thinking!
How the hell old is this dude, and why couldn't you go to one or the other's home if you're both adults? If you are, in fact, NOT an adult, I recommend you:
a. Stop going to porn message boards
b. Stop having sex or you'll populate the earth with more people who will have sex in trucks.
If, on the other hand, you are grown ups (we adults sometimes call ourselves that) then there probably shouldn't be an issue having sex at the place where you make your home unless:
a. You are both screamers, and each of you lives with grandma, who has a heart condition
b. The truck is a more deluxe accommodation than either your homes or local motels
c. You are related.
Contact me at the Ministry of Silliness for any other concerns you may have. And don't get arrested having sex in your truck in PUBLIC.
H
a. Stop going to porn message boards
b. Stop having sex or you'll populate the earth with more people who will have sex in trucks.
If, on the other hand, you are grown ups (we adults sometimes call ourselves that) then there probably shouldn't be an issue having sex at the place where you make your home unless:
a. You are both screamers, and each of you lives with grandma, who has a heart condition
b. The truck is a more deluxe accommodation than either your homes or local motels
c. You are related.
Contact me at the Ministry of Silliness for any other concerns you may have. And don't get arrested having sex in your truck in PUBLIC.
H
Push the seat back, the steering whell up, and have her take top.
It's easy.
...Uh, not that I'd know or anything...
It's easy.
...Uh, not that I'd know or anything...
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Sooooo, you're like 16 years old? When is your final exam in Social Studies? You should probably be studying for that.
Wainkerr99
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Next time I have S E X I is goin' tell ya'll about it - after I ask for advice on how to do it, where to do it, whether we should watch porn, whether we can take popcorn to bed, what we must do with the sheets afterwards, if we can keep the porn running while we do it, etc, etc.
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I would like to suggest you take your sweetheart for some milkshake like in the good ole days. Seriously. Get to know her, listen to her, talk to her a bit, you know? Then intimacy will flow, and you won't need to tell the world about it.
Maybe wait a little longer until it warms up. Should be any day now. In any case you are going to be having the same situation for a while anyway.
:rofl:
I would like to suggest you take your sweetheart for some milkshake like in the good ole days. Seriously. Get to know her, listen to her, talk to her a bit, you know? Then intimacy will flow, and you won't need to tell the world about it.
Maybe wait a little longer until it warms up. Should be any day now. In any case you are going to be having the same situation for a while anyway.
Its hard man.... but keep the engine on to keep the interior warm. I have had sex in a sports car... you cant do it on the drivers seat side for sure.... lol
Motels are expensive if you have sex too often. 100 bucks a fuck is a rip off.
MAy be they are cheating on their spouces... lol
