Toilet Paper: Over or Under? The ONE, TRUE Answer!

[Facial_King]

Courtesy of... Science!!

http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

:glugglug:

I knew I was right all these years.

 

[BlueBalls]

Wow, people really have to much time on their hands. I suppose I should say thanks. But I've never really thought about the proper way to hang toilet paper, which ever way I put it up is the way it hangs until it runs out and I replace it with a new roll. Now that new roll might hang in the exact opposite way than its predecessor, but then again it may not.

Now I have to think about the correct position to hang my toilet paper, I only want to wipe my ass with it, or wipe ooff the sprinklets of urine on the rim. Now science tell me that I have been doing it wrong all these years, that I should have thought about the correct position and not about the shit!!!! Well, I will not have it, no more will these philistines tell me what is right and what is wrong. Its SOCIALISM I SAY.


SOCIALISM!!!!!!


Give me liberty or give me death!

:thefinger

 

[Philbert]

Wow...what a newb post...try the search button...this thread has been done to death already.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I thought everybody put their toilet paper like that. I've always done it that way. The wrong way just looks...well...WRONG.

 

[Torre82]

Wow...what a newb post...try the search button...this thread has been done to death already.

::looks at everybody and their post count:: Heh.. you called him a noob. Heh heh, nice.

::reads the article and posts:: I dunno who those devolved, knuckle dragging bastards are.. but sometimes I'll find rolls of paper put on.. THE WRONG WAY. Go to a restaurant.. a supermarket.. whereever. Every so often you'll find the vestigial brains of a neanderthal. Pandering their backwards belief in backwards toilet paper to the masses. ::shakes head and sighs::

There oughta be a law...

 

[Embryoyo]

Under is extremely irritating. I'm with Chef on this one :thumbsup:

 

[Marlo Manson]

The shitpaper always goes over the top. I have always had my rolls like that. if its put on backwards @ home I automatically change it. but most of the time it is put on the roll the right way to begin with, that's over the top. :yesyes:

And I don't know how I was blessed with a cooperative colon that knows when its @ home and when its NOT @ home. cuz I usually DO NOT have to use the restroom in public places. Infact I would say (95 out of 100) # 2 visits, are in the comfort of my own home, so I rarely have to worry about how some other SHITHEAD puts the roll on. :nono:

 

[D-rock]

Maybe this is just my imagination, and I don't feel like going back to search through a bunch of my crappy post to check, but I feel like I said that over was the best way because it was easier to tear years ago on this very site. :1orglaugh

 

[CunningStunts]

I have always had mine going "over the top" and while it seems logical, over the years I've has many people comment that it was "wrong." To which I reply, "My bathroom, my rules."

 

[Gordar]

Who really cares? As long as I can wipe my butt with it (or catch the blood dripping out of my nose when I've annoyed yet another girl so much she tries to break my nose ) I'm okay with it.

 

[Kil4Thril]

Another good reason for "over" is that in a bathroom with a shower, the entire room can steam up (yes, I use a 20+ minute hot shower to loosen my many damaged muscles upon waking ). This steam condenses on walls. If the paper was hanging to the rear, it could sog out from touching the wall.

 

[calpoon]

the best answer i've heard is that you should hang it overwise to potentially avoid shitty fingers smearing on the wall when trying to grab it underhanded.

 

[Becks...poamr]

I'm happy to know that I've been doing something right in my life.

 

[Xombie3000]

Yeah, I gotta go with the "My bathroom, my rules" thing. I really don't care how I put it on. I used to live in this apartment where the stupid thing was attached on the wall BEHIND me, so it was always a pain because it was just a dumb place to put it. I became so lazy after living there, that I just started putting the roll of toliet paper on the counter where I could just grab it.

 

[Torre82]

Yeah, I gotta go with the "My bathroom, my rules" thing. I really don't care how I put it on. I used to live in this apartment where the stupid thing was attached on the wall BEHIND me, so it was always a pain because it was just a dumb place to put it. I became so lazy after living there, that I just started putting the roll of toliet paper on the counter where I could just grab it.

BEHIND YOU?!? What sorta commie bastard built that place?!

 

[Skyraider22]

I Aways pull over and not under:glugglug: