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  1. Elwood70

    What's Better: A Lincoln Or A Cadillac?

    Chuck Berry. A. He's the real King. B. "Mabellene" isn't a cover. ;-).
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    What's Better: A Lincoln Or A Cadillac?

    Now, this is a topic I can get into.! I've got a mental list of dream cars, and there's more Cadillacs on it than Lincolns. However, the Lincoln that's on it is this: One of my earliest childhood memories is seeing a picture of JFKs motorcade, and exclaiming "Holy shit, that car is cool!!"...
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    No Scott Weiland thread?

    A preservative for one who can't be killed by conventional weapons.
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    No Scott Weiland thread?

    Keith Richards outlives another one.... With that said, I like STP and Velvet Revolver. STP did a great cover of "Dancing Days", and their originals were really good.
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    PORNSTAR BATTLES Riley Reid V August Ames

    I aims for August. ...and Johan's post made my day.:cool:
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    Should The Candy Coffee Nips Have A Name Change?

    I never heard of them until this thread, but what about Cheese Nips? For crissakes, they're even yellow...
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    What things have formed your sense if humour?

    Damn..this is a good topic. In the beginning: Looney Tunes, Berkeley Breathed, M*A*S*H (TV Show) Later, but not quite "old enough" to watch, but I did any-fucking-way: Johnny Carson and Saturday Night Live . I'm pretty sure Dan Aykroyd/Elwood Blues is a kindred spirit. I was exposed to a...
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    The Dildo Selfie Stick. Yes, It Fucking Exists.

    No picture of it in action? For shame.
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    If I end the relationship with a woman they seem to get married within 4 months after we split

    Change "married" to "pregnant" and I'd say yes. Apparently, I've dodged more bullets than John McClane. Although in hindsight, it only happened three times -that I know of - I still feel like I got really lucky.
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    No, I kind of slacked off... too much bullshit.

    No, I kind of slacked off... too much bullshit.
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    Tattoo You

    Bonus fact: The steps and building that play a prominent role in that video is the same as this: ...and Keith is cool in everything. :cool:
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    Anyone Sick of The Pope Yet?

    Yes, but at least he got a warm welcome:
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    Ahmed Mohamed Supporters

    I'm fully aware of the fact that this is the absolute last place I should be asking, but here goes: I'm hearing two very extreme sides to this story, from groups of people who are typically allies. So, which is the truth? I've read this thread as well, and my question remains. What the fuck?
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    Who could be the next Gianna Michaels ?

    Nobody. Gianna is a one-of-a-kind.
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    Long-term cannabis use may blunt the brain's motivation system

    What they've done is propaganda. Pot is not nearly as harmful as some people-and organizations- would have you believe, but it's not a goddamn "miracle" either. Also, let me clarify something: I'm pro-legalization. I think it should be legal for consumption and regulated in a similar way to...
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    Long-term cannabis use may blunt the brain's motivation system

    Speaking of obvious, how am I the first one to catch this? Heh heh.....
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    Viral pic proven to be a hoax

    I don't figure anything, she doesn't consider herself a porn star....more of an adult model. If I remember correctly ;) she was fisting herself, and I also remember seeing somewhere that she doesn't think that making that vid was the best decision she's ever made. I think the definition of...
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    Viral pic proven to be a hoax

    Aria isn't a porn star.
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    A Question...

    Full disclosure: I use them most of the time, except for when I'm on the Interstate. I don't use them there anymore, because I got sick of motherfuckers speeding up to block me from taking "their" lane. I just downshift and floor it. I never cut people off, though.
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    If I Gave You $50

    Smokes and booze...but only because I have a full tank of gas in my car.
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    good site for NSFW image/album hosting?

    http://pimpandhost.com/
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Yes, it is.
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    Girls + Guitars = Boner

    I (finally) did, and wow.... Oh, and You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheWhiteDevil again.
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    Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Songwriters

    I'm NOT a Beatles fan, and even I can say that George Harrison is the best musician of the bunch, the second-best songwriter.....and the one who's truly underrated. Robert Johnson and Muddy Waters. It is. The Blues is the roots, the rest is the fruits. (P.S. You all thought I was gonna...
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    What kind of drunk are you?

    God's own drunk and a fearless man.
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    Which Professions Do You Most Distrust?

    I've heard that a lot of the old-school car salesmen are pissed off and being replaced by a "new breed" that doesn't pull that shit. Apparently, people are wising up-and searching online - for information that tells how to get the best deal. Also, some of them are spilling the "tricks of the...
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    Which Professions Do You Most Distrust?

    I have a general mistrust of everyone, particularly everyone in positions of authority, so maybe I'm not the best one to ask. However, I will say that the examples cited so far seem to be dead-on. ..and you can't win with auto mechanics. If you find a good one, stick with them.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    LzTtLetwYZ0 ..except mine's a vinyl rip, and I don't need no lyrics.
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    Windows 10 is spying on almost everything you do

    Another for Linux Mint.... I started with Ubuntu, and worked my way to Mint. Cleaner and leaner. Highly recommended.
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    Americans and Our Lack of Culture

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jagger69 again. Exactly right again. ...and without a hint of confrontation or condescension, no less. Imagine that.
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    Windows 10 Free Upgrade: Will You be Upgrading?

    I upgraded three weeks ago. . . . . . ..to Linux Mint 17.2 :cool:
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    RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper

    Well, shit. This sucks. Roddy was a guy I used to love to hate in the ring. Now, he's the good one, and Hogan's the prick. Who woulda thunk it?
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    websites that debunk chemtrails

    No fucking way. The Easter Bunny is real. He's just enjoying the off-season (and avoiding Elmer Fudd) by hanging out with Jim Morrison, Elvis, Tupac and Santa Claus.
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    Are You Brand Loyal?

    Marlboros....gotta be Marlboros. Other than that,I'm inconsistently brand loyal. I've owned three Fords, two Pontiacs, and a GMC so far, but I can name at least one car from 1955 to now that I'd happily own. My glasses have to be Ray-Bans....the ones not made in China. I have favorites, but...
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    R.I.P. Bobbi Kristina Brown

    ...and Keith Richards outlives another one.
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    Front Porch Song

    Here's a double-name-check, Texas and Tennessee. SY63KTMrkTM :cool:
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    Illegal Immigration

    If Patricia Arquette has $100K/year to pay someone to do that, she can't be that dumb.
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    Hotter to make love to?

    A college girl or a divorced woman? The woman, without question. Because the woman is more likely to do this: PC9CZzEBZOg
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    Ashley Madison data hacked!

    As much as I want to rub my hands together with glee at this - and I did when I first read it - I remind myself that there's bigger issues than just some cheating assholes being outed.
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    My cat just died

    Supa, your new addition is a-goddamn-dorable...
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    Which Classic Song Should Kanye West Cover Next?

    Any song you love that you haven't heard in years. There's no fucking way Kanye will make it better, so the only thing that will happen is the original version will get a public boost.
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    My cat just died

    We need pics asap.
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    Front Porch Song

    Well, I'm still drawing a blank for Maryland, but here's some Texas props: 55DO5sNGZ_s Store-bought tea? Amateur.
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    Front Porch Song

    Wait, is this for musicians from where the poster may live, or about where they live?
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    Mainstream movies that have unintentionally dirty titles

    http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/69727/600full-freddy-got-fingered-poster.jpg
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    Ronda Rousey mocks Floyd Mayweather after winning ESPY.

    Someone should send him this post, so he can read it and give a rebuttal. Oh, wait....
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