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  1. Elwood70

    Where Can I Sell My Panties and Toys?

    Fucking glorious.
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    My cat just died

    Sorry for your loss, that's one of the worst things to deal with. I'm going to go pet the cat I have left , and give her some catnip. She deserves a good buzz.
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    Happy Birthday, Nikola Tesla July 10, 1856

    Happy Birthday, Nikola Tesla!! Edison? Bite me.
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    Donald Trump

    Re: Trump Says "I'll win the Latino Vote!" You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ThatRedWing again. Posts of the goddamn decade.
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    straight male 5'9" 147lbs

    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Holy good goddamn, that was funny...
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    Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor lays the smackdown on Kanye West.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/a-lot-of-people-are-enjoying-this-comparison-of-kanye-west-a#.bhYJ31ZGR
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    APNewsBreak: Bill Cosby said he got drugs to give women for sex

    http://ist3-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/6/7/2/6/67261/3/1/W/j/31WjD/11701027_722678157877937_3256876097543040081_n.jpg
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    That is Justice for a Hilton

    He's not worth the effort to type it out: http://news.travel.aol.com/2010/08/31/safe-and-dangerous-places-in-baltimore/
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    That is Justice for a Hilton

    I'd like to see him dropped off at the corner of North Ave. and Belair Rd. in Baltimore Md., but I guess that's just me.
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    Thick or Shaved, how do you like your cold cuts?

    Shaved (although that's the first time I've seen that word used in that context). There's a deli near me that makes a killer Italian Cold Cut. At least once every spring I get one with everything and wash it down with a Mexicoke or throwback Pepsi. I continue this pattern throughout the summer...
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    Happy 4th of July!

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    Happy 4th of July!

    I was just going to post this....
  13. Elwood70

    What Do You Love About America?

    ^almost got me.. sjzZh6-h9fM
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    'Welcome....it was well deserved.

    'Welcome....it was well deserved.
  15. Elwood70

    10 Myths about the Nazis

    Quoted for motherfucking TRUTH. Oh, and I must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again....goddamnit.
  16. Elwood70

    What Is Your Favorite Fast Food Chain In America?

    Five Guys. :suspicious:
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    Hi Everyone its Taylor Stevens :)

    Make sure the Coke is from Mexico. They still use real sugar, at least in the ones for American export.
  18. Elwood70

    Texas Attorney General Says Same-Sex Marriage Laws can be Ignored

    So, they stole it from Nikola Tesla?
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    Thank you all...

    +1 for "balloon knot". I heard it in George Takei's voice. Don't ask.
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    Texas Attorney General Says Same-Sex Marriage Laws can be Ignored

    at least you're not wishing for mass murder in Maryland.
  22. Elwood70

    AUGUST AMES vs MIA KHALIFA

    Did....did August get hep lips done? :eek:
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    Wendy's Baconator Fries

    Yeah, right. They'll sell an absolute shitload of them, and say "Due to popular demand...." What a gimmick.
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    Christopher Lee has passed away

    Damn...I saw this thread had been bumped, and thought he came back. Because honestly, if anyone could....
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    Hi Everyone its Taylor Stevens :)

    Glad to see you back, and Happy Canada Day. (P.S. don't vote for Supa, he's just trolling for votes.. :D .it's kind of a long story. There's another who's waaaaaaaaaay more than deserving of your vote.)
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    Alice Greczyn gallery

    qtnxvpIEg8w
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    Palin family values, wannabe first slut Bristol Palin knocked up again

    As far as I know, Bruce Campbell is happily married.
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    Time to take a sledge hammer to the Jefferson Memorial?

    Wait.... The White Shadow was T.J. !?
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    Same-sex marriage now the law of the land in the USA

    The three groups of people happiest about this decision: 1. Gay people 2. Those that support gay people in their quest for equal treatment under law. 3. Divorce lawyers.
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    Time to take a sledge hammer to the Jefferson Memorial?

    Obligatory... Fmfi3UbDPnQ
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    Walmart, Amazon, Ebay, Sears remove Confederate flag

    Thanks. Lucky bastard. :D Lynyrd Skynyrd was one of the first bands I actually went bugshit over (The other was Aerosmith). I had all the albums, even the original "Street Survivors" (I got it in about '87 at a record convention. I spent money I was supposed to use for Christmas shopping. No...
  32. Elwood70

    Walmart, Amazon, Ebay, Sears remove Confederate flag

    "Lynyrd Skynyrd" hasn't been Lynyrd Skynyrd since 1977.
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    AHOY mates, I wanna win this hunt!

    Maybe I'm missing the point here, but in my opinion, no one should want this "award". The phrase "dubious distinction" comes to mind. To put it another way, anyone who wants it is fucked in the head anyway. :D
  34. Elwood70

    The Beer-Lovers Thread

    I'm not. I've got the skin, the hair, the overwhelmingly Irish surname, but that's pretty much it. That makes two of us that hate Guinness. Everybody else I know that's a beer drinker loves it.
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    The Beer-Lovers Thread

    Awesome. That makes two of us. Although in fairness, I have to go back at least three generations before I get to 100%, and that's only on one side.
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    The Beer-Lovers Thread

    I must be the only person in the world with Irish DNA that hates Guinness..
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    Say something nice about the other side

    Some of The Beatles music is pretty good. :D
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    Have You Ever Been Fired From A Job?

    I got fired from a job once because I got busted napping in my car in the parking lot with an open beer in the cup holder. The thing is, I'd already had a new gig lined up by that point, so I didn't care. If the manager knew even half the shit we got away with at that place, he's still be...
  39. Elwood70

    Coffee Refills At Restaurants

    I prefer to have mine refilled when it's almost empty. That way, I can pile on a shitton of cream and sugar.
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    Which Porn Stars Would You Pick for For Which US Bill?

    Re: Which porn star should be on the new US $10 http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?846400-Which-Porn-Stars-Would-You-Pick-for-For-Which-US-Bill
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    Cellars

    I wish everyone here would pay tribute to Poe in relation to him by quoting "The Raven" "Nevermore."
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    Pornstars that should be able to do double anal

    http://nypost.com/2015/05/15/this-woman-got-pregnant-from-having-anal-sex/
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    Sugar Daddy News

    "Money can't buy you happiness (or love), but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." David Lee Roth
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    Cellars

    The extra effort is worth it.
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    What's The Worst Fast Food Chain In America?

    I don't give a flying retarded fuck what their name is - or implies - Five Guy's burgers are awesome. Fries are off the hook, too..
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