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  1. ApolloBalboa

    Need Landscaping Advice (Weed Problem)

    Thanks, but I like yours better. Fire solves all problems, big and small.
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    Need Landscaping Advice (Weed Problem)

    Put in a cement driveway instead. Or move. You're welcome.
  3. ApolloBalboa

    I just had a sirloin steak and I put ketchup on it and it was delicious

    I bet you cooked it well done too, you bastard.
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    Lisey Sweet AMA The Hardcore Blonde Bombshell Ask Me Anything!

    What's better, waffles made with pancake batter or pancakes made with waffle mix?
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    What Do You Cook With?

    I know that there's a "Favorite herb/spice" thread from long ago, but it seemed more prudent to make a new one, especially since this goes beyond spices. Anyways, what are some ingredients you always reach for when you're cooking? I tend to make my own spice blend that I throw on chicken or...
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    Name A Commonly Found Ingredient In Food That You Really Dislike And Won't Eat

    Mushrooms and cinnamon. I hate, hate, hate them. Like Dino said though, I'll pretty much eat anything else.
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    Ask me anything! Fallon West

    How many waffles (or pancakes) can you fit in your mouth at once? My record is 5.
  8. ApolloBalboa

    Need Advice: Want to get the grey out of my beard, what Dye to buy?

    Dino, I don't believe you're 50. I think you're timeless.
  9. ApolloBalboa

    The Naughtiest Thing About Yourself That You're Willing to Admit Thread

    I have a thing for guys who have a thing for married women.
  10. ApolloBalboa

    Just Realized That This Year Easter Sunday Falls On April Fools Day

    Why did Jesus rise? Because the Easter Bunny got an erection. (meh).
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    If You Entered A Food Eating Contest And Could Choose What Food You Eat What Food Would You Choose?

    Me and my brothers have discussed for years about having an eating contest, but we can never agree on what food we'd use. Wings, pasta, hot dogs, ice cream, and meatloaf have all been suggested but someone always finds some reason for turning one of the options down (I'm not crazy about wings...
  12. ApolloBalboa

    Illegal Immigrants Commit More Crimes Than Native Born Americans

    That was by no means intended to be a serious argument, though I'd be willing to bet that they (the pilgrims) did more unlawful stuff than people think. They seem like bad hombres.
  13. ApolloBalboa

    Military Members Are The Lowest of Our Low

    I thought it was most likely that, but thinking of this made me unsure. In my defense, he does say it the non-Espanol way (even though he's just making noises at that point). I was being more facetious than anything, but I appreciate the education just the same.
  14. ApolloBalboa

    Military Members Are The Lowest of Our Low

    When you say "jajajajaja", is it pronounced like the German consonant "j" or with a hard j sound?
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    Illegal Immigrants Commit More Crimes Than Native Born Americans

    Do the Pilgrims count as illegal immigrants? I mean, we are talking about Native (born) Americans here. :dunno:
  16. ApolloBalboa

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Busy day at school, didn't feel like cooking, ordered in; Szechuan-style bean curd, moo shu vegetables, and shrimp chow mein. I've had 3 plates already, was full for a brief period of time, and am now hungry again. Odds are I'll end up finishing it before I go to bed tonight.
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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    I didn't think it was a bad thing, I just feel like the ingredients could've been more cohesive. It certainly wasn't bad, I finished it within 3 days. Good local (and cheap) food is difficult to find in my area; by that I mean that there's a lot of franchises that I have no interest in...
  18. ApolloBalboa

    Trump Paid Hush Money to Porn Star to Buy Silence Over Affair

    This made me laugh harder than it should've, and I can't rep you for it.
  19. ApolloBalboa

    Eggies! Eggies! How Do You Like Your Eggies?

    I likes them how Dino likes them, or I'll mix them into my oatsmeal befores I microwaves it.
  20. ApolloBalboa

    What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    I would give 13 women each an inch to do with what they will.
  21. ApolloBalboa

    Shithole countries

    Not if this dinosaur was one of the survivors.
  22. ApolloBalboa

    Oprah for President

    It really doesn't matter if she runs or not; politics as a whole are a joke now anyways.
  23. ApolloBalboa

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Set out to make white clam sauce, but realized that I didn't have enough juice (I only had 1 can of clams) so I decided to go with a red clam sauce. I felt like it didn't have enough substance and since I didn't have any other seafood to incorporate or anchovies to add for flavor I threw in some...
  24. ApolloBalboa

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Meatloaf sandwich, black bean soup, und peas. Tastee.
  25. ApolloBalboa

    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    Apparently you hate Americans Will. It seems like you should leave it then.
  26. ApolloBalboa

    Let me tell you one damn thing!!!

    I can't speak for why Rey made a thread focusing on her, but as long as it exists I'll give my perception of how "talented" she is.
  27. ApolloBalboa

    Let me tell you one damn thing!!!

    Okay then. She's not talented in the least. Happy?
  28. ApolloBalboa

    I got my teeth cleaned

    I stalked you on facebook. Your profile picture stinks by the way.
  29. ApolloBalboa

    Check out my stash

    You know, I assumed based on the title that I'd be clicking on something like this: Needless to say I'm very disappointed.
  30. ApolloBalboa

    Cotdamn!! Doug Jones Pulled it Off

    I'd agree with that, but I can't rep you for it. I'm willing to bet that Moore is (somewhat) relieved that it's over; if he'd won, this would've followed him to the Senate. Now that he's lost, odds are that there won't be as much media attention directed towards him as a defeated judge who dated...
  31. ApolloBalboa

    Trump's Typical McDonald's Order

    Seemed fitting.
  32. ApolloBalboa

    Will you be saying "Merry Christmas" more this year...

    As a non-Christian, I personally have no problem with being told "Merry Christmas", what bothers me more is when people whine about "The War on Christmas." Seriously? It's now a war on Christmas because other cultures want to be recognized as existing during the winter season? America's identity...
  33. ApolloBalboa

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Roast chicken, rice, and acorn squash. Brownies for dessert. Yum.
  34. ApolloBalboa

    Will you be saying "Merry Christmas" more this year...

    No, but odds are I will be protesting more avidly against those who do.
  35. ApolloBalboa

    Today has been rough.....

    That's all a dad should ever be, just Dad. I've never thought of mine as a badass, but that doesn't mean he still isn't and won't always be Dad to me. I'm very sorry for your loss.
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    Today has been rough.....

    There's not much more I can add that hasn't been said, but my deepest condolences. Speaking as somebody working in the medical field, it would be an honor to care for somebody as badass as he is; I hope that everyone else is as respectful of him and your family as they deserve.
  37. ApolloBalboa

    Concerts You've Seen

    This year was a slower year for concerts. Greta Van Fleet - for an up and coming group, they rocked like old school. There are times where they really do sound like Led Zeppelin. Foo Fighters - after trying to see them for years. I had to travel 3 hours there and back to see them, but it was...
  38. ApolloBalboa

    Petra's Sexual Misconduct Allegations

    As meesterperfect would say, lies, all lies. You've been making the talk show rounds all happy and smiling, your gofundme for your supposed "pain and suffering" has eclipsed your medical bills, and there's no definitive photo or video proof of the damage your body sustained from Petra's...
  39. ApolloBalboa

    This Weeks Mass Killing/Terror Attack

    No, doing your own research would be doing exactly what I or bob have said; go be an investigative journalist, go talk to people yourself, go gather evidence on your own rather than post things others have said or written. You're not doing your own research, far from it. The information is...
  40. ApolloBalboa

    This Weeks Mass Killing/Terror Attack

    No, I'm sorry, sorry that you're so paranoid that you'll believe any moron who can post a youtube video that says everything the news and government tells you is a lie. Keep trying to peddle your inconclusive bullshit here and see how many people will drink the same koolaid you do. Or, do like I...
  41. ApolloBalboa

    This Weeks Mass Killing/Terror Attack

    Nowhere, in any of the articles I've read, does anyone claim that it blew up and "filled a subway with fire" as you claim it did. Were you there? Did you see everyone inside get burned to a crisp? Everything I've seen says it failed to fully detonate (which would explain why it's barely on fire...
  42. ApolloBalboa

    Fuck Keurig and Their Shitty Coffee Machines

    I never thought there was anything special about BC to begin with. I think I remember you mentioning Jason Fung in your thread detailing your weight loss; I tried looking up his stuff online but can't find anything besides an article and a couple opinion pieces regarding his thoughts on diabetes...
  43. ApolloBalboa

    Fuck Keurig and Their Shitty Coffee Machines

    You'll have to share the others with me, and Maker's Mark it is. A man who likes bourbon is a man after my own heart.
  44. ApolloBalboa

    Fuck Keurig and Their Shitty Coffee Machines

    I've had a number of patients who have sworn by it, and while I was interested to learn about it the first time by the fourth time I've heard it I'm tired of it. It definitely seems like a scam to me, and I'm not one to buy into all their claims of how much of a difference it makes in your life...
  45. ApolloBalboa

    Fuck Keurig and Their Shitty Coffee Machines

    First person here to mention how awesome Bulletproof Coffee is is getting kicked right in the fucking nuts.
  46. ApolloBalboa

    Americans Are Not Properly Cleaning Their Anuses'

    I laughed and I can't rep you for it. :mad:
  47. ApolloBalboa

    Penny Young Nance

    Fixed.
  48. ApolloBalboa

    ISIS claims Las Vegas shooting

    What did you have to arrest the Easter Bunny for? Hiding eggs in inappropriate places?
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