What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

As spiderman once said, "With great power comes great responsibility," or maybe that was his uncle, regardless, what would you do with that power if you were gifted with it? Would you simply just fulfill your carnal desires? There's nothing wrong with that, but that would be so much ****** potential IMO. Would you use it to help people? Speaking of superheroes, would you use it to right injustices, as a sort of veiny vigilante? Or would you use it for nefarious ends like to spearhead an invasion of a small Balkan country? (Montenegro, I'm looking at you).


This may be naive and pie-in-the-sky, but I would use it to promote world peace. I would use it to speak in front of the UN General Assembly so they could all see that their international squabbles are really small by comparison. Then maybe have it caricatured as the upcoming Winter Olympics mascot to be a global goodwill ambassador the world can rally around.

Think big. Leave your mark. Mushroom stamp the world.
 

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