Smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops, go back to bed
and watch the Midmorning Movie.
Call into work, call into work around 11:00 o'clock,
tell the boss you smoked some Fruit Loops
and you're watching a movie,
and you'll be in around 2:00 o'clock if you feel like it.
That's the way you gotta treat the boss,
you can't take shit from a guy just because you work for him.
Let him know who the real boss is, tell him it's your job.
Hey, it's my job, I'll do it my way! Carlin
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