Worst things a girl can tell a guy

[chilli#1]

The house next door to my mom's is for sale

 

[alx7878]

It's a good size = Your Tiny, and She's been served more dick than McDonalds makes hamburgers.. RUN!

 

[meesterperfect]

Just A Friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLp4kFp5_is

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Is it in yet? I can't tell.

 

[BlueBalls]

"I kissed you right after I ate your mother out" :dunno:

 

[kuruption]

"I love you like a brother"

Alright then, later bitch.

 

[Kil4Thril]

"I put your credit card back in your wallet"

 

[SyN1zt3Ru]

I need a break!!!

(got that one last night)

 

[JonaX]

It's what they don't say that is the worst, or bold-faced lying.

i have to agree majorly here

 

[Will E Worm]

i have to agree majorly here

Thanks for your support.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I need a break!!!

(got that one last night)

"I need a break" is the single most worthless line in the world to use. Everybody on the face of the earth knows that "I need a break" really means "I met someone else that I want to fuck more than you, so I'm dumping your ass".

 

[jibbijib]

"I eat dog shit for breakfast and rub my crotch with poison ivy"

 

[Philbert]

*Why don't we just cuddle?

*Wow, and your feet are so big.

*Can I be honest with you?

*This explains your car.

 

[Nester6]

EDIT: Huh? :dunno:


EDIT: Please read the board

I only like you as a friend!

 

[Nester6]

*Why don't we just cuddle?

*Wow, and your feet are so big.

*Can I be honest with you?

*This explains your car.

After you cum in her mouth, "I never did that before!"

 

[SyN1zt3Ru]

"I need a break" is the single most worthless line in the world to use. Everybody on the face of the earth knows that "I need a break" really means "I met someone else that I want to fuck more than you, so I'm dumping your ass".

thanx chef, that makes me feel much better.

 

[ChefChiTown]

thanx chef, that makes me feel much better.

You're not the only guy who has ever been told "I need a break" before. In fact, if you can find me somebody who hasn't been told that during their lifetime, I'll eat a 7lb dogshitburger and let you put the video on YouTube.

There's worse that you can be told. For instance, have you ever been told "I wish you didn't love me" before? Try that one on for size and see how that feels in comparison to "I need a break".

 

[SyN1zt3Ru]

I know wat u mean! I wasn't Having Go at you buddy!
just not feeling the greatest at the moment!
well i'm just gonna get fucked up on a bottle of Vodka:nanner:

 

[ChefChiTown]

I know wat u mean! I wasn't Having Go at you buddy!
just not feeling the greatest at the moment!
well i'm just gonna get fucked up on a bottle of Vodka:nanner:

See, that's the spirit. Alcohol is better than a woman anyway. When you're done making love to a bottle, it doesn't want to lay around and talk...it just wants you to shut the fuck up and go to sleep.

 

[SyN1zt3Ru]

I know but it still fucks me up inside