Mortdecai messy plot and almost no humor. Only bright spot was Olivia Munn as a conniving vamp.
What is the latest BAD film you watched?
- Thread starter PlumpRump
- Start date
I know this is a post from five years ago, but just to add something: ... it's kind of weird that this very same guy won an Oscar for his performance in Leaving Las Vegas.
And speaking of Nick: last night I've seen Knowing, and ... [cough] ... I don't know ... WTF? Typically, you'd blame Nick for how he did, but I'd blame it on the writer and the director. And aliens with alien abduction? I'm surprised the movie didn't get a rating lower than what it has on IMDb. And look at the numbers:
Budget: $50,000,000 (estimated)
Opening Weekend: $24,604,751 (USA) (20 March 2009)
Gross: $79,948,113 (USA) (3 July 2009)
I don't know what to make of the people who live in this country anymore. And what does it teach Hollywood? That if you make a terrible one, it's a 50/50 shot of whether it will make some money or be a flop.
Does it follow the same plot line as the original? (The original while well made, wasn't about poltergeists!)
Chained Heat 3: Hell Mountain. I thought it was the one with Rena Riffel, as I've been keeping it hard for her, but stupid titles man. There are 2 Chained Heat 3 movies, both released by the same production company, North American Pictures if I'm not mistaken. But the directors are different, and therefore the style. I've been watching Lloyd Simandl films and he's great. I don't watch those Czechsploitation movies for plot and dialogue, I watch for T&A. I can adjust accordingly for a serious film, and for something not serious. So for this movie, tried taking it seriously, it's boring. Tried taking it not so seriously after realizing Rena Riffel won't be on it. It's still fucking boring. It's a little over 90 minutes, not long, so for that kind of movie to bore me, says a lot. Fortunately I found the Chained Heat 3 with Rena Riffel, Dark Confessions. Damn Czech movies, like the country's adult models, there's many names for one product or person, it's ridiculous.
never watched original but this was pants
ChuckFaze
Closed Account
I Come In Peace with Dolph Lundgren.
Fuck! That was a piece of shit! I didn't even want to watch it to begin with after reading the summary in TV Listings that said it was about an "Extra Terrestrial Drug Dealer." What the fuck? But, there was just absolute squat on TV at that time. So, curiosity got the best of me. I only watched the 1st hour before I had enough.
Fuck! That was a piece of shit! I didn't even want to watch it to begin with after reading the summary in TV Listings that said it was about an "Extra Terrestrial Drug Dealer." What the fuck? But, there was just absolute squat on TV at that time. So, curiosity got the best of me. I only watched the 1st hour before I had enough.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Pearl Harbor.
The Raspberry Reich. Fucking hell, that was horrible. Okay, I saw it because it had an explicit guy-girl scene, so I figure the T&A to be great. I got the complete opposite. The straight sex was fine, but it got annoying when the gimmicks this movie had, started to sour the film right from the beginning. The movie started with a guy getting hot with his guns, and seizure inducing red and black messages appear, and throughout the movie, text appears that spouts out some bullshit anti-fascist rhetoric. The cast of characters are self-titled, "Sixth Generation," a bunch of "terrorists" who are counter-revolutionaries or some crap.
The woman vomits out this rhetoric, and the guys don't seem to even agree with her. Without getting political, though it's just all bullshit to put it simply, the biggest crap she spewed out regarded homosexuality. That it needs to be embraced. Okie dokie, but then she said you HAVE to be homosexual, but also heterosexual. You can't be one or another, because your sexual energy is only halved, and just heterosexuality is "opiate for the masses." I don't even know if homosexual people would even like the message, it force feeds this shit, through the dialogue by this woman who didn't even prove her own sexual versatility, no lesbian sex I mean. And not just the dialogue, but explicit gay sex. Only one of the group members and their hostage, were clearly gay, for each other. The others did it to be counter-revolutionary. There's a message even saying homosexuality is counter-revolutionary. It's so stupid, the visual presentation of this rhetoric is stupid, the gay sex is alright if you like watching it, but I didn't expect that. I'd rather not research the film before watching, I could spoil myself after all.
Shit, I saw Beyond the Valley of the Dolls earlier today, and even that had a much better message on homosexuality than this movie. Particularly lesbianism, without force feeding some rhetoric, and instead just showing it in cinematic beauty. Though tragic with the couple in question, it's still better than this. What makes this rhetoric worst is the woman calling the two guys that escaped (the group member and hostage)...faggots. Fucking hell, she called them faggots, but claims homosexuality is a powerful weapon, but you can't JUST be homosexual?!
And the pro-terrorist angle this movie takes, justifying it as being for a good purpose, to crush fascism, fuck over the "West" (I thought it was dated and meant West Germany, but it showed it was set in present day, so the fascist West apparently is America), let's have darts on a GW Bush picture, sucks. It's not justified well at all. When the main story ends, two members of the now disbanded group, were in a terrorist gay bar. What the fuck? One of the members ended up joining a middle eastern terrorist group...and the one who shagged the woman in the beginning of the woman, claims to not speak German when a gay terrorist comes up to him.
This is a German movie, everyone speaks English, therefore it's broken dialogue, and the motherfucker doesn't know German? Hell, if this movie was in German, it would be better, the rhetoric is so hard to grasp when spoken in English by a native German speaking woman, who doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.
Horrible film, and I'm experiencing a whole spectrum of quality when it comes to foreign drama with explicit sex (i.e. artporn). Some are too dark, some are silly and sappy, some are just right, and some, like this, is just horrible. So far Blue is the Warmest Color and Sex & Lucia stand tall as the best movies I've seen in said drama. The Raspberry Reich is the absolute worst. I'd rather be bored than annoyed. This movie annoyed me.
The woman vomits out this rhetoric, and the guys don't seem to even agree with her. Without getting political, though it's just all bullshit to put it simply, the biggest crap she spewed out regarded homosexuality. That it needs to be embraced. Okie dokie, but then she said you HAVE to be homosexual, but also heterosexual. You can't be one or another, because your sexual energy is only halved, and just heterosexuality is "opiate for the masses." I don't even know if homosexual people would even like the message, it force feeds this shit, through the dialogue by this woman who didn't even prove her own sexual versatility, no lesbian sex I mean. And not just the dialogue, but explicit gay sex. Only one of the group members and their hostage, were clearly gay, for each other. The others did it to be counter-revolutionary. There's a message even saying homosexuality is counter-revolutionary. It's so stupid, the visual presentation of this rhetoric is stupid, the gay sex is alright if you like watching it, but I didn't expect that. I'd rather not research the film before watching, I could spoil myself after all.
Shit, I saw Beyond the Valley of the Dolls earlier today, and even that had a much better message on homosexuality than this movie. Particularly lesbianism, without force feeding some rhetoric, and instead just showing it in cinematic beauty. Though tragic with the couple in question, it's still better than this. What makes this rhetoric worst is the woman calling the two guys that escaped (the group member and hostage)...faggots. Fucking hell, she called them faggots, but claims homosexuality is a powerful weapon, but you can't JUST be homosexual?!
And the pro-terrorist angle this movie takes, justifying it as being for a good purpose, to crush fascism, fuck over the "West" (I thought it was dated and meant West Germany, but it showed it was set in present day, so the fascist West apparently is America), let's have darts on a GW Bush picture, sucks. It's not justified well at all. When the main story ends, two members of the now disbanded group, were in a terrorist gay bar. What the fuck? One of the members ended up joining a middle eastern terrorist group...and the one who shagged the woman in the beginning of the woman, claims to not speak German when a gay terrorist comes up to him.
This is a German movie, everyone speaks English, therefore it's broken dialogue, and the motherfucker doesn't know German? Hell, if this movie was in German, it would be better, the rhetoric is so hard to grasp when spoken in English by a native German speaking woman, who doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.
Horrible film, and I'm experiencing a whole spectrum of quality when it comes to foreign drama with explicit sex (i.e. artporn). Some are too dark, some are silly and sappy, some are just right, and some, like this, is just horrible. So far Blue is the Warmest Color and Sex & Lucia stand tall as the best movies I've seen in said drama. The Raspberry Reich is the absolute worst. I'd rather be bored than annoyed. This movie annoyed me.
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation. What a stale piece. It offers nothing new. It once again reminds me how easy it is for the good guys to win with ample gadgetry and a lot of luck. Not even Rebecca Ferguson, a few stabs at humor, and a twist in Ethan Hunt's judgment could salvage a film with a flat story, boring choreography, and derivative spy elements.
GodsEmbryo
Closed Account
The book of Eli (2010) - good acting, nice camerawork, but the story sucks
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
The Last Samurai. I'd forgotten how shitty that movie really is. Almost no suspension of disbelief. Ken Wattanabe is really fucking cool, though.
Similar threads
