What is the latest BAD film you watched?

Deepcover

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Code Name: The Cleaner

I tried to like this film but no. The whole tone of the film felt like watching a boring video game. That's the last thing a movie should be. Nicolette Sheridan is hot though...
 
My curiousity got the better of me, I sat through Wild Things:Foursome. Admittedly for the sex scene, which was so absurd. Started off with one naked girl in the shower with him, then another showed up...then another. And they are mysteriously into each other. The movie went downhill from there, boring and predictable. Pretty much a carbon copy of the first one, same exact plot and same twists. If you wanna see young perky tits, there is better stuff online...:)

http://xhamster.com/movies/841529/wild_things_foursome.html
 

Deepcover

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Shaft 2000

This movie sucks. The best performance in the picture is Jeffery Wright but even he couldn't save the rest of the movie.
 
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

:brick::facepalm:Fifty Shades of garbage

Watched it a couple of nights ago. Didn't think it was that bad. Sort of an average predictible Romcom with a Dom/Sub theme. Now it certainly doesn't deserve to be a 1/2 billion dollar hit. More like $10mil and end up on Cinemax at 2am.
 
I'm slowly working my way through the "Greatest Adult movies of all time", and just watched "Debbie Does Dallas", I can't believe this movie was as popular and highly rated as it was. It's terrible, completely over rated! There's not a female over an 8, the sex is yawn, the story was probably written on a napkin, nobody can act, badly directed, poorly edited, and don't get me started on the music. A waste of 81 minutes.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Took a woman to see The Longest Ride last week. I knew it was going to be a sugary romance movie, but since it was based (I thought) around the rodeo circuit, I went. I've seen worse movies, but it definitely was not about what I thought it was going to be about. It wasn't as bad as The Wolf of Wall St.(one of the most over-hyped, overrated and worst movies of all time, IMO), but it was pretty :sleep:
 
Watched "Need For Speed" last night wanted to like it but I just couldn't. Plus points for using no CGI the +$million cars you see are at least +$100k mock ups not pictures in a computer. The plot is like a bad video game and turns out it was. It was no where near as enjoyable as similar movies years ago: Gumball Rally, Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II, King Of The Mountain, or Cannonball.
 
Attack Of The 50Ft. Centerfolds

Good T&A and catfight. Other than that, an awful awful flick'

I think you mean "Attack Of The 60Ft. Centerfold". I haven't seen it in 20 years, but as I recall it was mindless fun and how can you hate anything with Tammy Parks and J. J. North in it?
 

ChuckFaze

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Within the last 2 weeks or so, it's actually been a series of Steven Seagal movies ... all of them obviously wayyy beyond his prime because they really sucked and he's got no Martial Arts skills left. It was supposed to be Seagal Smackdown Week or something like that.

Anyway, the movies were:
Half Past Dead
The Foreigner
Into the Sun
Flight of Fury
Urban Justice
 
Watched "San Andreas" yesterday, boy was it bad other than the fairly well done CGI disaster stuff. By definition disaster movies will have well worn cliches but this movie had nothing new at all.
 
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