Wanking at work

[costporsche]

Impressive that you guys are able to do this. I can't even imagine myself taking a crap at work.

Haha..

 

[MikeyK]

I'm not sure I understand how you would get caught at work? Somebody please explain how you would get caught if you jerkoff in the bathroom stall?

 

[The Joker]

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, And, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."

 

[Korastiz]

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, And, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."

Haha Hooray for Kevin Spacey

 

[clogselfe]

i did several times. in the toilet cabin. but it's a long time ago. in my job now i couldn't do it. but it's sometimes hard work to wait until i'm at home!

 

[Wheeler Ronan]

ha ha. All power to you. Good for you. Can you get on freeones from work?

 

[WarriorAl]

At least once a day most working days.

 

[LukeEl]

I don't even want to work at work, let alone whack off.

 

[mrtrebus]

Ah yes, I often indulge in a Monkey's Fag Break during office hours!

 

[HELLRAISER]

Welcome to Freeones Senator Craig.

:1orglaugh'

 

[seneca]

I just got the urge today! Pretty slow day at the office and I cracked a boner.
The girl who sits opposite me has got a seriously tight body, and was doing nothing to conceal her nice plump tits. What's a guy supposed to do?!

If she is doing nothing to conceal her nice plump tits, then do nothing to conceal your boner. Walk over to her and say hello and make sure you put that bulge in her face.

 

[titsrock]

^
Yeah, that's what I said. You can't get fired for popping a boner at work....and I bet the ladies would appreciate seeing our boners as we appreciate those plunging necklines :thumbsup:

 

[GregCentauro]

Neurosurgeons do it. Zookeepers don't have to. Biology teachers are forced to by the curriculum. Butchers savor a fresh cut of tenderloin. Catholic priests? No comment. Nobody cares about undertakers, garbage collectors and knackers. What's that creamy topping, Mr. hotdog vendor? What do you use to spray pests, Mr. exterminator? The party conference was delayed for ten minutes as Mr. Cameron was missing. Where were you when they shot JFK? :rubbel:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Not only do I wank at work, I announce that I'm going to over the PA system, and ask if anyone wants to watch.

This has been quite lucrative for me, as I've started a pool - "how many wanks will it take today." Turns out I have an exact number needed. I can do some in advance if I like.

 

[prof_porn]

havent, but have been tempted.

 

[catweasel28]

I'm self-employed and drive around a lot, so I wank 'at work' virtually every day. If I get the urge (which is pretty often) I just pull over into a layby or car park and do the biz for the jizz.:wave2:
I drive a van, so most passers-by can't see what I'm doing. I suppose, if I'm wanking in a layby, that drivers of those big lorries might see something, but quite frankly, my dear, if you'll pardon the pun, I don't give a toss.:rofl:

Unrelated pic of girl flashing her snatch on a crowded bus.
http://www.showyourcunt.org/yclxubxvhtvupic.html

 

[roronoa3000]

I hope you don't work in the cafeteria

The mash-potatoes were extra creamy today.

 

[DieselXXX]

Thank god for Internet Phones is all I'll say

 

[rintoe]

Quite frankly I had a job in the past that was so boring, I needed a wank at least once every shift to get me through the day.

 

[smirnoff]

When you gotta wank, you gotta wank. Put the phone on mute start the video and wank away.