The WTF? - Files..

Japanese Actress cleared of conviction...because of her big tits
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insert your own 'weigh the evidence', 'prosecutor made a boob' jokes here



Moses was a junkie..

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Now you know, why there's no 'Though shalt not get stoned' commandment.
 
French Mayor bans local people from dying.
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Apparently they will receive 'Severe punishment' if they do:dunno:


School replaces **** faces with smileys, in photos

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Check out the *** in the second pic..they've picked him out for a 'saddie' - Oh The trauma
 
French Mayor bans local people from dying.
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Apparently they will receive 'Severe punishment' if they do:dunno:

It says the mayor is 70. Isn't he getting kind of close to ********* his own law?
 
'Gnome' like figure stalks the streets of Argentina

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High ho, high ho...it's off to stalk we go..
 
Super-Sheep Evades Police, beats up Police dog, saves ***** from burning building (no, not really, on that last one)
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Two, Four year old boys arrested...for NOT taking a ***.
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Accountant loses $600,000 grape lawsuit


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Burned alive for not washing feet.



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Man drives through Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru...pantless!
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He couldn't put his coffee down, but I'll bet his doughnuts were handily placed..



Dumbass crooks No264:
Polish bank robbers, foiled by air-conditioning unit.
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Court Finds Bear Guilty Of Stealing Honey
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Paddington Bear, unavailable for comment.
 
Man drives through Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru...pantless!
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He couldn't put his coffee down, but I'll bet his doughnuts were handily placed..




I seen this one on my news man what a dummy lol. :D
 
'Gnome' like figure stalks the streets of Argentina

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High ho, high ho...it's off to stalk we go..

If I was the teenage *** filming that gnome with a bunch of my teenage mates hanging around, we would've been trying to catch the little feller for sure, not hiding out in our shanties. What's wrong with these Argentinians?
 
'Gnome' like figure stalks the streets of Argentina

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High ho, high ho...it's off to stalk we go..

It's probably just a ******* midget walking home after a heavy night out.

Midgets are capable of walking side ways too, you know?

And he's wearing a pointy hat because he's ****** and thought it would be funny.

Mystery solved :D
 
Woman Sues Airline.. for getting cum in her hair:
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Ron Jeremy unavailable for comment.


Check out this reply to the story:

she should get millions !!!. Any time a passemger gets out of their seat they should be tossed off the plane! The F/A should have know which passengers will do this just by looking at them! AA needs to train them better!

Posted by: pthirteen
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um..I think that was the problem to start with..
 

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I've got a half-eaten sandwich in the shape of Japan... any offers?
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God News: Woman goes into hospital for an operation on her leg.

Better News: Operation goes well.

WTF: She now has a new anus..

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wow 100,000 cornflake :eek:


There no way that I would pay that much for it I wait till I find one like it and sell it my self. :D
 
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