The WTF? - Files..

[hedonis]

RAF tries to bomb Scotland...
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2538526.html?menu=news.quirkies

Never mind chaps - keep trying...TALLY HO!

That's nothing- they once had an anti-radar missile zap a police vehicle running radar.

:eek:

H

 

[member006]

Why on earth can't they control this? WTF? To die because you fell being attacked by monkeys while standing on a terrace. I can imagine the ******** there have no play time outside.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

LL

 

[tunsty]

Haven't these people heard of shotguns?

 

[tunsty]

Swedes think up new way of disposing of dead bodies..

It's enough to make your ***** run cold..

 

[D-rock]

Swedes think up new way of disposing of dead bodies..

It's enough to make your ***** run cold..

If they were that concerned about it they could just let the vultures eat them. Then you don't even have to create carbon dioxide or waste energy refrigerating nitrogen.

 

[tunsty]

The Haunted swing..
Vid: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22651563-13762,00.html


Keep watching the middle swing...fucking weird!




****** Ted - The long lost episode

Three Priests steal money..
to keep girlfriends..
they hide the money...
in a business called ..
'Shag'

 

[Feindflug]

Maybe it was just the Wind???

 

[sterobbo01]

Lost for words re Anti-stalker camouflage dress


http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7080000/newsid_7086500/7086566.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&asb=1&news=1

 

[tunsty]

When Jellyfish ******!!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1293807,00.html


Weird and sad...for the fish

 

[shayd]

When Jellyfish ******!!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1293807,00.html


Weird and sad...for the fish

Isn't there a part of the ocean somewhere that once a year is just swamped with jellyfish like that. I seem to recall that from somewhere. :dunno:

 

[tunsty]

'My Penis is a Mountain...' (well known national anthem of Croatia)
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2609509.html?menu=news.quirkies


Coming soon... God save the Queer.

 

[tunsty]

Man gets beaten by his fiance...for being bald.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2610241.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[senob44]

He told police his fiancee yanked off his hairpiece after dinner and began beating and ******* him for hiding his pate.

Next time, if you don't like the pate, hide it in a napkin!

jk...I know what it means.

 

[Will E Worm]

Man gets beaten by his fiance...for being bald.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2610241.html?menu=news.quirkies

So, he's bald.

She couldn't tell? :dunno:

 

[D-rock]

Hair today.........gone tomorrow.

 

[BlueBalls]

Lost for words re Anti-stalker camouflage dress


http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7080000/newsid_7086500/7086566.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&asb=1&news=1

I saw that, its fucking hilarious.

 

[tunsty]

Beckham buys Santa for his ****..(last paragraph of article)

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1294217,00.html


Okay, I know he's entitled to do what he pleases with his money..but this is just bordering on the ridiculous.
If you're going to hire a Santa, why not do it for some less fortunate ****?. :2 cents:

 

[senob44]

Aye, snub the cancer ********, make a little girl with a toy kangaroo cry! Lavish my own ******** in luxury! But I'm David Beckham, everyone will still love me!

PS-Brooklyn and Cruz sound more like names for gang members, not ********, IMO.

 

[tunsty]

Prostitute offers 27 hours of sex, on TV Telethon.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071128/od_nm/prostitute1_dc_1



Man finds naked 25 year old woman in his apartment.

http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news/articles/1128abrk-naked1128-ON-CP.html

Does he:
A) Jump on her.

B) Jump on her and make her breakfast in bed.

C) Insist that she cleans the house before leaving.

D) Call the Police.

 

[tunsty]

The UK arm of the Provisional RIAA is at it again...
Whatever next..



Parrot gets Parking ticket
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2633780.html?menu=news.quirkies