The WTF? - Files..

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Australian Man Shot Dead By Killer Robot
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There was no suicide note saying 'I'll be back'

 

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Dumbass Crooks No265


'I'll be back later and rob you then.. here's my phone number, call me when you're ready'

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Man writes check on 2-ply toilet paper


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******* man awakes inside garbage truck


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Hospital makes a boob over woman's operation (two boobs actually)
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Man Lays Picnic table..
(It's not weird until you dwell upon the word 'Lays')
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'While Sheperds watch their flocks by ni... OH CRAP, MY CRAPPER!'
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Dry cleaner gives same-day service to thieves


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Hair salon scalps customers

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Farmer cuts property in two to give to ex-wife


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The Backless Bra
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I'd prefer to see a Frontless Bra... modelled by Erica Campbell.




Sexy Lingerie....For The Dead
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Female Masseuses told to Padlock their pants
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Time to brush up on my lock-picking skills...

 

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Clerk throws cans of tobacco at robber



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Good News: Lonely Farmer finds internet bride.
Better News: They get married.
Bad News: (See WTF, below).
WTF: New bride proudly announces 'I have a Penis and my name is Ralf'.

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Best Quote - "I was delighted when I contacted Randy Victoria and was delighted when I met her and realised she was as lovely as her photographs.
She even knew loads about farming - I didn't realise that was because she used to be a farmer herself."

So there you are fellas... If your next date knows how to milk a cow and is quite handy at herding sheep, demand a crotch-inspection first! !



Cat-*** Coffee..
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Customers are lapping it up..

 

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God News: Woman goes into hospital for an operation on her leg.

Better News: Operation goes well.

WTF: She now has a new anus..

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All those times where somebody is told they are going to be ripped a new one and it finally happens.

 

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Teensy thief crawls in mail flap


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Russian ****** it off, with ***** in back


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John Prescott Had Bulimia, serious condition but Prescott???.........made me laugh
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Dumbass Crooks No 266

Bad: Crook breaks into Porn Store
Badder: Can't break the Till open
Worse/Better: Decides to steal a fullsize, 'lower-half', model of Jenna Jameson instead.

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Brazilian Priest tries to get to heaven...

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Ukranian Toy Manufacturer makes a Hitler doll
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Suspect surrenders after cop yells 'Taser, Taser, Taser'

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Snake man" slithers out of prison cell


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Green aliens, UFOs said to visit



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************ Crimewatch UK *************


Police step in to prevent mass pillow fight-
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..then it's time to sort out the villainous custard pie-throwers-
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Looks like I'll have to call off my feather tickling competition..

 

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Dead woman's remains, found in front of TV after 42 years. Premium Link Upgrade



The Bum-Bra
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It's not all it's cracked up to be

 

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It's a bird... it's a plane... no, It's a Helicockter!

funniest video you'll see in the next five minutes..
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