The WTF? - Files..

[tunsty]

Japanese Actress cleared of conviction...because of her big tits
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304/ts_afp/entertainmentjapancourtpeopleoffbeat

insert your own 'weigh the evidence', 'prosecutor made a boob' jokes here



Moses was a junkie..
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/960407.html

Now you know, why there's no 'Though shalt not get stoned' commandment.

 

[tunsty]

French Mayor bans local people from dying.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080305/od_nm/election_cemetery_dc_1

Apparently they will receive 'Severe punishment' if they do:dunno:


School replaces kids faces with smileys, in photos
Smiley's people

Check out the kid in the second pic..they've picked him out for a 'saddie' - Oh The trauma

 

[gunslingingbird]

French Mayor bans local people from dying.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080305/od_nm/election_cemetery_dc_1

Apparently they will receive 'Severe punishment' if they do:dunno:

It says the mayor is 70. Isn't he getting kind of close to violating his own law?

 

[D-rock]

Japanese Actress cleared of conviction...because of her big tits
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304/ts_afp/entertainmentjapancourtpeopleoffbeat

insert your own 'weigh the evidence', 'prosecutor made a boob' jokes here

Justice might be blind but it's sense of feeling must still be pretty good.

 

[tunsty]

John Denver karaoke sparks killing spree

 

[tunsty]

'Gnome' like figure stalks the streets of Argentina

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html



High ho, high ho...it's off to stalk we go..

 

[tunsty]

Super-Sheep Evades Police, beats up Police dog, saves child from burning building (no, not really, on that last one)
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2764624.html?menu=


Two, Four year old boys arrested...for NOT taking a nap.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2764624.html?menu=

 

[slowhand]

Accountant loses $600,000 grape lawsuit


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080313/od_nm/court_grape_dc;_ylt=AhOwVZcqUVWxUm59u3xgMBSs0NUE



Burned alive for not washing feet.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080312/od_nm/crime_fire_odd_dc;_ylt=Av3MdGKxRal61wEkPY1EyN8SH9EA

 

[BlueBalls]

Contriversey as Croation Supermarkets accidentally give away a movie call Gang Bang Frenzy with a DVD of Easter Stories.

Funny Story.

 

[tunsty]

Man drives through Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru...pantless!
http://www.silive.com/newsflash/index.ssf?/base/news-32/1205455769114140.xml&storylist=simetro
He couldn't put his coffee down, but I'll bet his doughnuts were handily placed..



Dumbass crooks No264:
Polish bank robbers, foiled by air-conditioning unit.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2768204.html?menu=news.quirkies



Court Finds Bear Guilty Of Stealing Honey
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13649520,00.html
Paddington Bear, unavailable for comment.

 

[slowhand]

Man drives through Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru...pantless!
http://www.silive.com/newsflash/index.ssf?/base/news-32/1205455769114140.xml&storylist=simetro
He couldn't put his coffee down, but I'll bet his doughnuts were handily placed..

I seen this one on my news man what a dummy lol.

 

[icerfan]

Court Finds Bear Guilty Of Stealing Honey
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13649520,00.html
Paddington Bear, unavailable for comment.

The best line in the story:

However, he was excused from attending court.

:rofl: :rofl2:

 

[foxycougar]

Heh, he got off easy!!

 

[D-rock]

Court Finds Bear Guilty Of Stealing Honey
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13649520,00.html
Paddington Bear, unavailable for comment.

He should have known that only the ones smarter than the average bear can pull it off.

 

[mongo18]

'Gnome' like figure stalks the streets of Argentina

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html



High ho, high ho...it's off to stalk we go..

If I was the teenage kid filming that gnome with a bunch of my teenage mates hanging around, we would've been trying to catch the little feller for sure, not hiding out in our shanties. What's wrong with these Argentinians?

 

[dave_rhino]

'Gnome' like figure stalks the streets of Argentina

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html



High ho, high ho...it's off to stalk we go..

It's probably just a drunken midget walking home after a heavy night out.

Midgets are capable of walking side ways too, you know?

And he's wearing a pointy hat because he's wasted and thought it would be funny.

Mystery solved

 

[tunsty]

Woman Sues Airline.. for getting cum in her hair:
http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html
Ron Jeremy unavailable for comment.


Check out this reply to the story:

she should get millions !!!. Any time a passemger gets out of their seat they should be tossed off the plane! The F/A should have know which passengers will do this just by looking at them! AA needs to train them better!

Posted by: pthirteen
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um..I think that was the problem to start with..

 

[icerfan]

Woman Sues Airline.. for getting cum in her hair:
http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html
Ron Jeremy unavailable for comment.

Is that ... is that hair gel?

 

[tunsty]

The £100,000 cornflake





I've got a half-eaten sandwich in the shape of Japan... any offers?
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God News: Woman goes into hospital for an operation on her leg.

Better News: Operation goes well.

WTF: She now has a new anus..

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2774241.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[slowhand]

wow 100,000 cornflake :eek:


There no way that I would pay that much for it I wait till I find one like it and sell it my self.