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Not news: Man creates new land-speed record..

News: In a wheelchair..

WTF: He was stuck to the front of a semi !

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Aliens! I think!

Wait, wait, I just got a second source on that story Tunsty;

Scientists Say Aliens Are Doing Well

Scientists have told the British government there are aliens tuning into vintage human radio broadcasts somewhere in the universe.

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Largest island, in a lake, on an island, in a lake, on an island..

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I recommend starting at the top of the page and working your way down.
 
Nursing Home for the aged....wait for it.....dogs!

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100 million points if you guessed which country.....yup, Japan





Judge Cries over loss of pants..

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He said Soo Chung tried to give him a pair of charcoal gray pants.
As Pearson explained that those weren't the pants for the suit, he ****** up and left the courtroom ****** after asking Bartnoff for a break.
 
Good News - You're pregnant!

Bad News - The Foetus is dead

WTF? - er, actually we reckon it's been dead 58 years..

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Man disguises himself as crocodile - to get close to...crocodiles.
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IN: Aftershave

OUT: *****

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****** Jack seen packing suitcase and heading east..





On the plus- side, their **** smells wonderful.
 
Good: Man tries out some new ideas to spice up his sex life

Bad: It involves a padlock

WTF?: He gets his penis stuck in the padlock....and the hole is superglued-up.....and the hospital can do nothing to help.....and it's left to the local fire department and their bolt cutters to sort out....

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Guns - CHECK
Swag-bag - CHECK
Face masks - CHECK
Getaway Car - Er...Will scooters do??
 
Good: Man tries out some new ideas to spice up his sex life

Bad: It involves a padlock

WTF?: He gets his penis stuck in the padlock....and the hole is superglued-up.....and the hospital can do nothing to help.....and it's left to the local fire department and their bolt cutters to sort out....

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You know that had to be pretty shameful getting removed. :o
 
and it's left to the local fire department and their bolt cutters to sort out....

I feel sorry for the people at the fire department. That guy better hope the person operating the bolt cutters has good dexterity and isn’t pissed off about that.
 
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Thought: Was it a Mount'in - bike?
 
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is running for president as the candidate for the Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party.

Sharkey is running on an "impale criminals" platform.
"Average Joe" Schriner is making his third bid as a, simply put, average Joe.



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