The WTF? - Files..

The Year: 2007 - The Enemy: Rubber Ducks!

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Was it a main branch of the Bank?
 

bigbadbrody

Banned
Why isn't King Kong Part of the Jury?

He wasn't available...apparently he has a bit-part in the new Hugh Grant romantic comedy - 'Four Gorillas and a Monkey'
 
Man tries to sue God

He has already named some of the the jury he'd like..

The Loch-ness monster
Bigfoot
Darth Vader
E.T.
Jack the Ripper
Elvis Presley
Godzilla

You're in for a long disappointing wait, pal.

Just think about how bad it would be to be Satan. Not only are all the people mad at him for all the bad things he has done, but now he has to deal with all the people that continually accuse him of making them do things they decided for themselves. :rolleyes:
 
Excess Katrina Ice Going Down the Drain :dunno:

After a slow start, FEMA trucked in more than 200 million pounds -- way too much, as it turned out.

Stuck with the unused ice, FEMA put it back on trucks and sent it to storage centers all over the country -- even to far away Portland, Maine -- and paid storage costs, hoping to use it in a future disaster.

http://abcnews.go.com/WN/story?id=3379974&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
 
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dave_rhino

Closed Account
I dunno man, some of those are highly do-able.

Debra LaFave, for starters. And I wouldn't mind being in Angela Comer's classroom...

Dirty dirty DIRTY hoes...
 

bigbadbrody

Banned
T.I.L.F's...

Barely a looker among them..

I find the teahcers to be 100% guilty. What kind of boy would have sex with those ugly ladies. Did you see some of them :eek::throwup:
 
Seeking Posh Assistant: Hotties Need Not Apply

Apparently you can be too thin, at least if you want to be Victoria Beckham's personal assistant.

In a job interview from hell, filmed for her reality show, "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America," the former Posh Spice decreed that good-looking and thin candidates need not apply.

"It has to be all about me," Beckham said on the show.
:rolleyes: (very deep, worthy of her own show)

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=3389212&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
 
CoolCop Beats the Heat

It's not Robocop. It's cooler.

A California sergeant-by-day, inventor-by-night has revolutionized the way that cops keep cool as summer temperatures soar.


http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3389204&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Thats very similar to the "cool suits" Nascar drivers been using the last few years.Was watching race last week and Jeff Burton had a problem with his suit and was really hurting for a while till they rigged a hose he hung out the window of his car.
 
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