The WTF? - Files..

State Trooper gets 'on the job' whilst on the job, with porn actress.
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Jacko Auction
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"There are a couple of paintings Jackson made of ********, of boys—naked. And there are some of his whitening creams, some sex aids...some of the old records in his sealed [sexual ***********] court case," Altomare said.

"This is stuff we have kept from the auction out of respect to Mr. Jackson. The guy has troubles. We all have skeletons in the closet and, if Michael hadn't put up a fuss, I might have quietly, discreetly, just given it to him. I'm a gentleman...but if he pisses me off, I may end up auctioning them."



Who the fuck would bid for any of that?!
 
Only an ass would bid. It shouldn't even be legal to sell them. BTW, notice since he is now 48 he seems to be starting to look OK for his age? LMAO!

LL
 
Man's plot to **** girlfriend, using oncoming train...backfires BIGTIME!
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New supervillain terrorizes Chinese province - Behold 'The Mighty Quilt'
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Head up, Tunsty - there is still hope for you...
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*** hires clown.....to entertain chimps
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insert your 'monkey business' jokes here [ ]
 
Cucumber-Flavour Pepsi..
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I like cucumber, but this is too much. - only in Japan.



Does his bum look big in this?..
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I hope it has a fully-functional tractor-beam, it's the only way he'll be able to attract the chicks.


Stormtrooper arrested..

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The might of the Empire..my arse.
 
Does his bum look big in this?..
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I hope it has a fully-functional tractor-beam, it's the only way he'll be able to attract the chicks.



(Thanks to imageshack for fucking-up my first attempt:thefinger )
 
Man Stole 1,500 Pairs of Shoes

Police seized more than 1,500 pairs of girls' shoes from the home and storage unit of a man arrested for breaking into a high school, police said Tuesday. "He liked to smell them," said Lt. William H. Graham. :jester:

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Beware - Flying Chickens

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Lord of the flies
There are sane hobbies....and there's this guy:

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Well, I have to ask if these people's homeowner's policy covers damage by flying chickens, and the other guy with the flies, how did he count them all?
 
Underwater Sculpture

Weird, but kinda cool..
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Imagine not knowing about these and then going for a night-dive...:eek:
 
Sorry, can't see the video. Windows working normally again when trying to run quicktime.


$1M Gold Bathtub Stolen From Japan Hotel
Officials at a loss to explain how thieves got tub out of the hotel.

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