The WTF? - Files..

slowhand

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State Trooper gets 'on the job' whilst on the job, with porn actress.
http://wate.com/Global/story.asp?S=6539232




Jacko Auction
http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=0193a44a-63ab-4961-949a-53a96ba1b6ae
"There are a couple of paintings Jackson made of children, of boys—naked. And there are some of his whitening creams, some sex aids...some of the old records in his sealed [sexual molestation] court case," Altomare said.

"This is stuff we have kept from the auction out of respect to Mr. Jackson. The guy has troubles. We all have skeletons in the closet and, if Michael hadn't put up a fuss, I might have quietly, discreetly, just given it to him. I'm a gentleman...but if he pisses me off, I may end up auctioning them."



Who the fuck would bid for any of that?!
 

member006

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Only an ass would bid. It shouldn't even be legal to sell them. BTW, notice since he is now 48 he seems to be starting to look OK for his age? LMAO!

LL
 
Does his bum look big in this?..
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I hope it has a fully-functional tractor-beam, it's the only way he'll be able to attract the chicks.



(Thanks to imageshack for fucking-up my first attempt:thefinger )
 
Well, I have to ask if these people's homeowner's policy covers damage by flying chickens, and the other guy with the flies, how did he count them all?
 
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