The WTF? - Files..

[tunsty]

Not news: Man creates new land-speed record..

News: In a wheelchair..

WTF: He was stuck to the front of a semi !

http://www.wwmt.com/news/paw_36328___article.html/truck_semi.html

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Not news: Man creates new land-speed record..

News: In a wheelchair..

WTF: He was stuck to the front of a semi !

http://www.wwmt.com/news/paw_36328___article.html/truck_semi.html

"Quite a ride."

 

[tunsty]

WTF?

 

[AFA]

Aliens! I think!

Wait, wait, I just got a second source on that story Tunsty;

Scientists Say Aliens Are Doing Well

Scientists have told the British government there are aliens tuning into vintage human radio broadcasts somewhere in the universe.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/entert...ntent_id=0405be31-07b1-4821-91c9-28080e259543

 

[D-rock]

Not news: Man creates new land-speed record..

News: In a wheelchair..

WTF: He was stuck to the front of a semi !

http://www.wwmt.com/news/paw_36328___article.html/truck_semi.html

I like how the guy didn't know there was a wheelchair stuck to his front grill until the police made him stop and told him about it.

 

[tunsty]

Largest island, in a lake, on an island, in a lake, on an island..

Eh?

I recommend starting at the top of the page and working your way down.

 

[D-rock]

Largest island, in a lake, on an island, in a lake, on an island..

Eh?

I recommend starting at the top of the page and working your way down.

I have a headache now.

 

[Manny460]

Largest island, in a lake, on an island, in a lake, on an island..

Eh?

I recommend starting at the top of the page and working your way down.

That was cool. :thumbsup:

 

[tunsty]

Nursing Home for the aged....wait for it.....dogs!

Where dogs go when they can no longer wag their tails

100 million points if you guessed which country.....yup, Japan





Judge Cries over loss of pants..

Cry baby, Cry baby, 1-2-3

Quote:
He said Soo Chung tried to give him a pair of charcoal gray pants.
As Pearson explained that those weren't the pants for the suit, he choked up and left the courtroom crying after asking Bartnoff for a break.

 

[tunsty]

Good News - You're pregnant!

Bad News - The Foetus is dead

WTF? - er, actually we reckon it's been dead 58 years..

BTW - she's 90..




Man disguises himself as crocodile - to get close to...crocodiles.
Manages to escape with life, pants, intact

 

[Monkey_28]

Squirrel goes on rampage in Germany before being killed by a 72 year old pensioner with crutches

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070614/tod-uk-germany-squirrel-1a5e080.html

 

[tunsty]

IN: Aftershave

OUT: Vodka

Only in Russia

Father Jack seen packing suitcase and heading east..





On the plus- side, their piss smells wonderful.

 

[member006]

Here's a good one, I think it goes here well.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=1451436#post1451436

LL

 

[tunsty]

Good: Man tries out some new ideas to spice up his sex life

Bad: It involves a padlock

WTF?: He gets his penis stuck in the padlock....and the hole is superglued-up.....and the hospital can do nothing to help.....and it's left to the local fire department and their bolt cutters to sort out....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/20/padlock_ordeal/





Bank-Robbers checklist


Guns - CHECK
Swag-bag - CHECK
Face masks - CHECK
Getaway Car - Er...Will scooters do??

 

[slowhand]

Good: Man tries out some new ideas to spice up his sex life

Bad: It involves a padlock

WTF?: He gets his penis stuck in the padlock....and the hole is superglued-up.....and the hospital can do nothing to help.....and it's left to the local fire department and their bolt cutters to sort out....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/20/padlock_ordeal/

You know that had to be pretty shameful getting removed. :o

 

[D-rock]

and it's left to the local fire department and their bolt cutters to sort out....

I feel sorry for the people at the fire department. That guy better hope the person operating the bolt cutters has good dexterity and isn’t pissed off about that.

 

[tunsty]

MISSING: 1 x Lake

http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnN20287754.html

 

[tunsty]

Man accused of having sex with bicycle

Thought: Was it a Mount'in - bike?

 

[slowhand]

MISSING: 1 x Lake

http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnN20287754.html

The ground must have got really thirsty.

 

[AFA]

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is running for president as the candidate for the Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party.

Sharkey is running on an "impale criminals" platform.
"Average Joe" Schriner is making his third bid as a, simply put, average Joe.


http://abcnews.go.com/WN/Politics/story?id=3309588&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312