Random Statement Thread II

[tanktopsrule]

"So, run this past me one more time, Johanna. We make two phones with the same name. One is a Slide and one is a Classic. We put all the best features into the Slide, but we make the Classic really thin and better looking. And we sell them both for the same price! Our customers are gonna love this idea. How they will laugh at our wacky Finnish sense of humour! Those boring Swedish squares at Sony Ericsson will be so jealous!"

 

[Toyfriend]

I'm A Mushroom Cloud Laying Motherfucker, Motherfucker

 

[bearwresler]

don't say mutherfucker, mutherfucker

 

[Toyfriend]

Fucking BEAR is a Fucking Muthafucka muthafucka. Fuck. Ball busting Muthafucker!

 

[bearwresler]

thats not very nice

 

[Toyfriend]

Go kill a Nazi!

 

[bearwresler]

mabby i will

 

[Toyfriend]

Go kill Kylee Strutt too

 

[bearwresler]

now your just getting mean

 

[Toyfriend]

I would try to kill that ass! Best thing to ever come out of Canada!

 

[bearwresler]

toyfriend is 555

 

[Toyfriend]

My boy BEAR is 666!

 

[bearwresler]

Hail satin!

 

[Toyfriend]

Satin or SATAN? BEAR, you CANADIANS are weird dude.

 

[bearwresler]

we might be weird but i just cant spell werth a shit

 

[Toyfriend]

Werth a shit? Whut da hellz you foolz talkin' bout? Mafackaz!

 

[bearwresler]

i donts spoke reals good to

 

[Toyfriend]

(Southern) Heay All Y'alls gunna come over to my Momenems? Mayonaise alot ov people hur!

 

[bearwresler]

i cant even spell the way a nufie talks

 

[Toyfriend]

(Yankee in the south)