Random Statement Thread II

[bearwresler]

i wish i could have guns like you guys down south

 

[Toyfriend]

Springfield XD M factor!

 

[jod0565]

Wow!
The German bobsled girls' crash was cool and a little scary.

 

[bearwresler]

hay a crash is no funny thing
ha,ha,ha... sorry

 

[jod0565]

Meow.

 

[bearwresler]

bark, bark

 

[jod0565]

Who's there?

 

[HeartBroker]

Did you ever notice?

 

[Toyfriend]

You just got jacked and body snatched and it’s a rap
In broad day, with no mask for this attack
I heard ‘em say, exact opposites attract
If that’s a fact, it’ll take task force to get ya back
C’mon

 

[D-rock]

I don't come around these parts as much as I used to. It seems FreeOnes is even more dial-up unfriendly than even a couple years ago. It's very hard and time consuming for me to navigate this site, and that's with me having less time to be on the internet, so I usually don't get around here as often.

 

[Toyfriend]

Whats Dial up?

 

[HeartBroker]

Whats Dial up?

It's something the cavemen used to communicate before smoke signals were invented:1orglaugh

 

[TheWizardSleeve]

Let's find something to kill!

 

[bearwresler]

that sounds like fun

 

[Toyfriend]

I wanna fuck up Shamu for his antics! "BEAR...man the HARPOON"

 

[bearwresler]

im on it, you drive the boat

 

[Toyfriend]

"So Toy and BEAR drive a boat in to Orlando..."

 

[bearwresler]

and we'll harpoon us a Shamu for dinner

 

[Toyfriend]

Daminit bro. You Canadians fucking eat whale?!? Not down!

 

[bearwresler]

iv never ate whale but now that i think about it...