Random Statement Thread II

[~~whimsy~~]

Make sure he wasn't no snitch while in the joint...

See?

 

[Toyfriend]

Just probation *********, not that serious homie. Snitch for a Moon Pie and Ramen for his birthday? Pack of Newports,4horsemen,Gordon Biersch Blonde,Yuenling Bock,4 Horsemen,Magic Hat Vinyl,4Horsemen again.... so yeah, we just celebrated his birthday.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

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[Toyfriend]

Who is Master P?
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[~~whimsy~~]

Who is Master P?
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Don't bullshit me.

 

[Toyfriend]

No Bullshit, YELA is the ****!
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[Bonezstorm]

"Do you read me Major Tom?"

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I read.... Need to Brzzzzt 00000011100000 zzzzt.... Shado---zzzzzzbrrrrrt 00000


Find...zzzzzzzzzzz.........

Here I be........

 

[Bonezstorm]

Major Tom, resond!
There's something wrong. ....... I'm gonna stay here and get some ****

 

[Toyfriend]

WTF just happened?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Sorry. I am too busy banging Dr. Naomi....

*crinkles bag of chips in mic*

bre.... nel.... w.....sa.........

 

[L3ggy]

You're cheating even more?!

 

[Toyfriend]

ok, I'm out

 

[kral0210]

Me too...I miss everything around here.

 

[HeartBroker]

Sure you do.

 

[bearwresler]

im shure he does

 

[Toyfriend]

What do YOU do when the ex wife calls you up?

 

[bearwresler]

dont have a ex wife

 

[Toyfriend]

You should not ever get one either!

 

[otter311]

more of a conversation than a statement