Random Statement Thread II

[Toyfriend]

I was drunk one night and FUCKED a whale of a woman!

 

[bearwresler]

that to bad
how did she taste

 

[Toyfriend]

Remember that one time you fed me meat curtains from a reindeer and you told me it was Canadian sushi...?

 

[bearwresler]

yah that was a good one eh!

 

[Toyfriend]

(gurgles Scope)

 

[bearwresler]

your seal meat will be in the mail soon

 

[fake_ono]

tilikum got shut down.
thatll teach em to wave fish in his face and not give it up!

he is a fucking KILLER whale, you had to go and make him prove it...

 

[Toyfriend]

shamu got shut down.
thatll teach em to wave fish in his face and not give it up!

he is a fucking KILLER whale, you had to go and make him prove it...

Wave fish! The actual fish or the female trainer (fish)?
Ahahaha!

 

[bearwresler]

a killer whale was made to do one thing
KILL

 

[Toyfriend]

Yeah, and if that stupid bitch was alive right now she would say, "I did it for the love of just being around killer whales" (SMH)

 

[bearwresler]

that just proves your stupid bitch thing

 

[Toyfriend]

Wonder if HER last words were "Krieky" too?

 

[bearwresler]

now i just have to sneek up and shuve my thumb up his arse

 

[Toyfriend]

Bindi Sue! Nooooo!

 

[bearwresler]

maby some people die for a reason
we need to keep some people out of the gean pool

 

[Toyfriend]

We need to keep ppl out of the WHALE pool

 

[bearwresler]

well that would help some people

 

[Toyfriend]

Just at least one STUPID bitch

 

[bearwresler]

maby she had it coming
or maby she was just stupid

 

[Toyfriend]

Ig I do that many flips for you, you better FLASH me at least one! She had it coming.