Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

[DrMotorcity]

I am Pornography

:o

I am Pornography

(I am Pornography)

Look, she’s lost her clothes
And watch what she does with that garden hose
Humped over a pillow sack
Or does she like it flat on her back?
Does she know exactly what she’s doing?
Or even the name of the he-she that she’s screwing?

Lace, poly-vinyl and leather
Ah, alas, the pages are stuck together

She had turned to porn
Like two-thirds of all the babes in Californ
Spread-shots, ATM time and again
To her, “Flynt” is not a city in Michigan

Everyone wants her
Contractually bound to the decibelage of her moans and wails
Certified star-checked member
And you can find her panties are for sale

Ride that cow-girl right out of Laramie
Why, she can even stomach (?!) Ron Jeremy
Watch her bounce those pecs
Are they real or are they Memorex ™?

Everyone wants her
After seeing her show “pink” on the bed
Everyone wants her
They’ve all subscribed to the thread

She’s a dream right out of Heaven
And totally compliant with 2257
After lap-dancing in Beverly Hills
Pornography woman wants more than just dollar bills




Remember, you heard it here first.

 

[Priapus]

Once pornography has made itself at home, giving it the old heave-ho is almost always imposssible.

 

[Legzman]

Pornography.

 

[Priapus]

Scandinavia underwent a cultural florescence in the 2nd millenium; a flourishing export trade developed - mainly in pornography.

 

[Iamforever]

there are two types of pornography. when youre young, and when its legal for you to own it.

 

[satcat]

[as said by challenged blonde]

Isn't pornography a chart thingy doctors use to measuse your porno levels...

 

[DrMotorcity]

[as said by challenged blonde]

Isn't pornography a chart thingy doctors use to measuse your porno levels...

Challenged blonde? Now leave my nurse out of it...

Actually, when making our evaluation of the afore mentioned condition, us 21st century physicians have come to rely heavily on PRI (Pornographic Rentention Imaging). Amazing it is how that some people can misplace their carkeys or forget the birthday of their significant other (or others, who, presumably, know nothing about each other), but can capably rattle off the name of every Fem-Joy babe they ever laid their eyes on. A peculiar phenomena, we in the medical profession have declared it.

 

[Priapus]

Pornography comprises an extraordinarily powerful and flexible set of tools that, depending on the producers, and the performers skill can make or break a production.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Sage advice from the grizzled, weather-beaten old veteran to the pink-and-pale greenhorn:
"Better get used to it, kid; it comes with the pornography."

 

[drdeath67]

The meteorologist was shocked at the huge rise in pornographic pressure!

 

[Priapus]

Two things that turned pornography into a phenomenon was an abundant supply of talent, and a way to get the product to market.

 

[member006]

Pornography is to be seen and heard.

 

[Priapus]

The best method of storing your pornography is in a cool, dry place.

 

[DrMotorcity]

The meteorologist was shocked at the huge rise in pornographic pressure!

My! First culinary tips and now... the weather report! No specialist we have here amongst our ranks!

Dr. Diversified​

he has come to be known as in these parts!

The vast (pornographic) knowledge of this man is boundless! What will be next? Hair-styles? Annuities? Spotted-owl relocation? U.S. diplomacy in a post-Fidel Cuba? An insider's report on the much-anticipated Mercyful Fate world tour '07 (featuring Paul Rodgers on lead vocals)?

Ohhh-h-h-h, but what is most glaringly imminent: has another tolerably well-known (as well as grossly self-important, and egregiously maligned) "Man of Medicine" finally met his match?





:eek:

Gee, and look! I even forgot what I was supposed to use in a sentence! :o

 

[drdeath67]

My! First culinary tips and now... the weather report! No specialist we have here amongst our ranks!

Dr. Diversified​

he has come to be known as in these parts!

The vast (pornographic) knowledge of this man is boundless! What will be next? Hair-styles? Annuities? Spotted-owl relocation? U.S. diplomacy in a post-Fidel Cuba? An insider's report on the much-anticipated Mercyful Fate world tour '07 (featuring Paul Rodgers on lead vocals)?

Ohhh-h-h-h, but what is most glaringly imminent: has another tolerably well-known (as well as grossly self-important, and egregiously maligned) "Man of Medicine" finally met his match?





:eek:

Gee, and look! I even forgot what I was supposed to use in a sentence! :o

LMFAO Oh you!

 

[drdeath67]

Sherlock Holmes looks at his faithful companion Watson and says, "Pornography my dear Watson".

 

[DrMotorcity]

Sherlock Holmes looks at his faithful companion Watson and says, "Pornography my dear Watson".

He most certainly did. :1orglaugh

And hey—we've made it on to page #8 and no one has stopped us yet!
:glugglug:

Here's one for y'all:

American Politics!!!

This just in!!!

From the Wayne County Penny-Press and Shopping News:
WASHINGTON, D.C.— A high-ranking official of the Republican National Party revealed yesterday that it is expecting to announce within the week the party’s leading candidate for the White House in the upcoming 2008 campaign as being the legendary adult film performer, Ron Jeremy. The official, speaking on the condition of pornography…

 

[HeartBroker]

"Have A Nice Pornography!"

 

[Perilypos]

I've almost stopped leaving my home, because I spend nearly all my time happily in my world of pornography!

 

[HeartBroker]

Stairway To Pornography is a good song,
I like Whole 'Lotta Pornography better!