Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

[DrMotorcity]

As the theme song to a camp U.S. television hit from the sixties!

Pornography, na na na-na na na
Pornography, na na na-na na na...

 

[HeartBroker]

...it's the strike 'em out throw 'em out double-pornography to end the inning.

We'll be back after this message from our pornographers...

 

[DrMotorcity]

...it's the strike 'em out throw 'em out double-pornography to end the inning.

We'll be back after this message from our pornographers...

HeartBroker, the officially licensed sportscaster of the "Pornography: Use it in a sentence" thread!

Now, for this one:


Rick Moranis!

Honey, I photo-shopped the pornography!

and...

Bob and Doug Pornography.

 

[drdeath67]

Trapped between Heaven and Hell, lil' Timmy will Wander aimlessly through pornography forever......or is that purgatory?:dunno:

 

[DrMotorcity]

Dafffynitions (sorry, Tunsty):

Pornography Vu: Latin for "re-post."

 

[dave_rhino]

Mumma always said life was like a box of pornography...
Ya never know whatcha gona get.

 

[HeartBroker]

Last night the pornograhy went out right in the middle of the game, who won?

 

[DrMotorcity]

Trapped between Heaven and Hell, lil' Timmy will wander aimlessly through pornography forever......or is that purgatory?:dunno:

Lil' Timmy must be wandering in purgatory. Not a (Free)one of us has seen 'im (sic) in these parts!

Last night the pornography went out right in the middle of the game, who won?

Called on account of pornography?

Or for that matter:
(Upon throwing flag, football referee blows whistle, ending play, and then announces the infraction to the viewing audience: "Five yard penalty, illegal use of pornography, number 2257, offense. Still first down.")

 

[HeartBroker]

And they call the game for that, damn those football pornographers!

 

[Manny460]

Did anybody catch Monday Night Pornography?

 

[DrMotorcity]

Did anybody catch Monday Night Pornography?

All My Pornography Friends Are Comin' Over Tonight!

{Give me a few days and I'll come up with a great Freeones-inspired parody of that HWJr. tune}

 

[HeartBroker]

Winners of the AL Central, it looks as if the Minnesota Pornographers
are about to be eliminated from the playoffs.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Here's one from the HeartBroker all-time greatest hits album!!!*

{The classic baseball setting: bottom of the ninth, the bases loaded and the winning run at third and the man standing at the plate with a full count. Lights; music; action...}

Your friendly ebullient and pathologically hyperactive and exuberant local radio announcer:

The pitcher looks in for the sign...then takes a look at the runner at third...he begins to go into the stretch...and with a mighty thrust of his arm he delivers the ball——SWING AND A MISS, PORNOGRAPHY!!!

*I edited out the part about him scratching himself and adjusting his cap twenty times and trying to go about unnoticed as he accesses a particular substance stashed upon his person to give him a competitive edge.

 

[HeartBroker]

Here's one from the HeartBroker all-time greatest hits album!!!*

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*I edited out the part about him scratching himself and adjusting his cap twenty times and trying to go about unnoticed as he accesses a particular substance stashed upon his person to give him a competitive edge.

Ha, I love it, almost makes the pornography on the back of my neck stand up!

 

[DrMotorcity]

Stairway To Pornography is a good song,
I like Whole 'Lotta Pornography better!

What Is and What Should Never Pornography
Trampled Under Pornography
Pornograph-Y-Aur Stomp
Nobody's Pornography But Mine
Since I've Been Into Pornography
Pornographylambra
I Can't Quit Pornography, Baby
The Pornography Remains the Same

 

[HeartBroker]

Pornographylambra

Awesome!!


"He's sacked, now they're out of pornograghy range, you just can't do that!"

 

[DrMotorcity]

"He's sacked, now they're out of pornograghy range, you just can't do that!"

Yet another fine report from the ever-intrepid HeartBroker, the officially licensed sportscaster of the "Pornography: Use it in a sentence" thread!

 

[HeartBroker]

AARP stands for...

Always Attempting Rabid Pornography

 

[HeartBroker]

"...a sharp left and a right uppercut, he's hurt, another left and I don't think he's going to be able to withstand this vicious pornography any longer..."

That's it, we have a new Pornography Champion of the world!

 

[Montrealman]

Poor? No Graphic? Yes !

Does that count?