Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

[HeartBroker]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of pornography!

Intentional grounding #17 offense, 10 yards and loss of pornography!



(Intentional grounding does not pay!)

 

[member006]

Mashed potatoes and pornography make a great side dish.

 

[HeartBroker]

I prefer grilled pornography sandwiches with tomato soup!

 

[DrMotorcity]

Mashed potatoes and pornography make a great side dish.

I prefer grilled pornography sandwiches with tomato soup!

...And what better main dish to go with either of these two excellent choices, but Kentucky Fried Chicken, prepared with the Colonel's (not SeraphiM, it should be clarified) own secret recipe of eleven herbs and pornography! Finger lickin' good, I should say (and so did Lemmy Kilmister, too)!

What finger in particular wasn't 'zactly specified.

Lemmy (?!)

 

[Smittmaestro]

I'm a purveyor of digital pornography.

-cs™

 

[KalasHusband]

I used to like pornography but now I have a girlfriend.

 

[Smittmaestro]

I rather have TV pornography than to have a frontal lobotomy!

-cs™

 

[KalasHusband]

Pornography leads to masturbation

 

[Montrealman]

....intent of masturbation leads to pornography.

 

[DrMotorcity]

I'm thinking of starting a separate thread (and in a more respectable forum, no less, quite unlike the one horse, nuisance vegetation over-growth, low-rail siding that this one resides in), designed to acknowledge the topically-pertinent accomplishments of an esteemed individual from the previous 12 months (even when they are in essence, still in progress) entitled: Pornography of the Year Used In a Sentence (POTYUIAS), then, of course, followed by the year in question, as it is my intention for this thread to perpetuate annually without interruption well on to doomsday and two or three weeks later if necessary.

Better get a head start on the copyright of this one before some poacher comes along and absconds with it for his own revelry.

Pornography of the Year Used In a Sentence ®©™ All Rights Reserved LLC Patent Pending.

I'm covered.

 

[member987]

I have viewed pornography in the past and vow to view pornography in the current year and will view pornography in all future years, until death do pornography and I part....

(May I copyright that statement?)

 

[DrMotorcity]

I have viewed pornography in the past and vow to view pornography in the current year and will view pornography in all future years, until death do pornography and I part....

(May I copyright that statement?)

Not if I do it before you!

®©™ All Rights Reserved LLC Patent Pending, River Rouge Publishing Co.

 

[member987]

As long as I receive some kind of royalties, - 12, 16 or 24 oz. will do!! :thumbsup:

 

[HeartBroker]

Drop the pornograhy and put your hands behind your head!

 

[DrMotorcity]

As long as I receive some kind of royalties, - 12, 16 or 24 oz. will do!! :thumbsup:

I like the way you do business!
Those 7-8 ouncers: a complete waste of any self-respecting person's valuable time! Fear not, the twelve pack is in the mail!

:1orglaugh

 

[member987]

Next time it will cost ya a 40 or two!!!

:glugglug:

 

[DrMotorcity]

Next time it will cost ya a 40 or two!!!

:glugglug:

We can do it! Like I say, chum, good business is where you find it.

Drop the pornography and put your hands behind your head!

Hmmm, sounds a lot like my town's most famous police officer.

 

[HeartBroker]

He's a stickler for robo-pornography!

Clank clank clank!

 

[DrMotorcity]

Archival post

Still more to come from HeartBroker, the "Officially Licensed Sportscaster of the Pornography: Use it in a sentence thread:

...and of course, the highlight of the half-time show at Monday's BCS national championship game will be when the marching band of the No. 1-ranked team performs their signature formation, Script Pornography.

 

[Perilypos]

If only my pornography could serve me as a medicament for flu...!!!