You and your pornography are welome to make Christmas dinner this year!
Pornography: Use it in a sentence.
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Pornography, simply the best single malt in the world today!
Excuse me ma'am, is that your pornography ?
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Actual classified ads taken from a recent issue of the Wayne County Shopping News and Legal Press:
In the used automobile section:
For sale: 1972 Pontiac Grand Prix. V-8, low mileage. Florida car. Never seen pornography.
In the "Lost and Found" section:
LOST: Hamtramck area. Chestnut-colored dachshund, male, nearly blind and with hair on its paws; answers to the name "Pornography."
In the used automobile section:
For sale: 1972 Pontiac Grand Prix. V-8, low mileage. Florida car. Never seen pornography.
In the "Lost and Found" section:
LOST: Hamtramck area. Chestnut-colored dachshund, male, nearly blind and with hair on its paws; answers to the name "Pornography."
Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
"Oh the pornography!!"
-cs™
-cs™
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
And we know just the man to do the job! :1orglaugh
Actually, thanks to the recent advances made in modern 21st century medicine, the p-gland (as us MD's call it) can be sucessfully treated by the use of radiation; however, one must be careful to shield it from any ultra-violet rays, as most likely a severe case of fading will occur, rendering its contents illegible. Also, excessive quantities of fluids may prematurely corrode the staples, causing them to fail and thereby resulting in a condition where the pages become disasterously out of order.
Hey DMC, Is that used pornography still for sale ?
I would be very interested in a 1972 Pornography.
If she, I mean it is in good shape!
:1orglaugh
I would be very interested in a 1972 Pornography.
If she, I mean it is in good shape!
:1orglaugh
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Sorry, HeartBroker, those old Pontiacs go mighty fast in these parts (the chicks just love the protruding frontal appendage on those models, and especially if the engine has a slight rough-idle to it...).
Back on topic:
Famed Canadian baseball star: Walter Cropornography
Stock reply during the questioning of a witness as made by legendary police detective Joe Friday:
“All we want is the pornography, ma’am.”
Foot-loose and pornography!
Saturday morning cartoon heroine: Pornography Pitstop
Words of wisdom one should never take lightly: Beware of Greeks bearing pornography
80’s pop band: Pornography Shop Boys
Twenty-first century revision time:
Ashford and Simpson were wrong!
I Don’t Need No Pornography
Obviously, they never heard of FreeOnes when they wrote that song.:o
Merry Christmas, everyone! (Yes, that's exactly what I said.)
"Rudolph the red-nosed pornography, had a very shiny nose..."
(I wonder why?)
:eek:
(I wonder why?)
:eek:
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Bellowing cry heard at the Flintstone residence when the man of the house returns home after a hard day of work at the quarry:
"Wilma, where's my pornography?!!!"
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Her first thought was to phone Brandon immediatly and tell him the news—when suddenly a chilling thought raced through her body with sufficient enough force to wrench the breath from her, and nearly stopping her heart in the process: was it actually Brandon's pornography, after all? And even were it not, she then thought, would he be willing to accept it as his own?
The dilemma of who was the rightful sire of the imminent pornography haunted her every move in the coming days, as she secluded herself in her room away from family and friends, when a glimmer of inspiration came to like a lightning bolt that nearly jarred the eyes out from her head: she would allow the pornography to achieve full term, and then, shortly thereafter, in the stealth of night, she would secretly present the new arrival to the wizened, sagacious, and much respected authority of such matters in her community for his perusal; "he would know," she mumbled under her breath as she stole away along the back alleys, shying from the ubiquitious street lamps in the cold, damp, drizzle, and then finally, after a round-about sojourn designed to elude any one who should so follow her, she then arrived at her destination, located in a prestigious area of the town, just bordering the one of the more affluent suburbs, and then, upon taking a few cautionary glances over each shoulder, gave a desperate wrap with her frail hand to the heavy wooden door that bore a placard above the mail slot with the name of the exalted resident with in. "Aces N. Jacks," it read.
"He would know," she said, then giving a sigh of relief at the sound of footsteps and barking dogs from within the sumptuous estate heading towards the door...
Damm, agreed!
Score DrPornograghy!:thumbsup:
Score DrPornograghy!:thumbsup:
Pornography is in the eye of the beholder!
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
You can use Pornography©®™LLC All Rights Reserved in a sentence, all right, but don't dare use it in another thread.
You can use Pornography©®™LLC All Rights Reserved in a sentence, all right, but don't dare use it in another thread.
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