Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

[joe_swe]

the story, of course

mmm.. okay

 

[foxycougar]

 

[Hung Lo]

never been caught. i'm sly about it. and if I were ever to get caught i've already prepared an exit plan, "It was itchy!"

 

[foxycougar]

It was itchy? lol, Hung Lo

 

[anobody]

and the creamy white stuff...

moisturiser for the itch, yea?

 

[ExarKUN]

Well, i was nearly caught by my mum once but covered up just in time but was caught properly by a girl i used to live with. In my 2nd year of uni me and a friend lived with 6 girls and i was quite friendly with one of them. Anyway, she was out one night and i gave her a text to see how she was and to my suprise she was drunk and a bit frisky. A few texts later and i needed a bit of relief so started going at it...about 5 mins later my door opens and it's her. I didn't realise that she had only been at the pub down the road and she came home to a real shock, lol

 

[sonny forelli]

here ya go plonk this in the image brackets in ur sig

http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/ssig.jpg

thanks lordraven :hatsoff:

 

[AshleyFan69]

Christy Canyon
Tajia Rae
Tracey Adams
There were a pair of twins that did hardcore in the late 70's and 80's I cannot remember their names though

 

[niplover]

I bought a new puppy dog last summer.I had the hardest time spankin' my sword while the puppy looked on. Now it's no big deal.:hatsoff:

 

[foxycougar]

Lol, yeah, that is a bit odd to be watched by animals..

 

[anobody]

lol try havin sex while the birds dog is growlin at foot of the bed

you fear for ur truncheon!

 

[niplover]

LOL.you killin me now.

 

[pup]

Traci Lords I think! DAM!

 

[AshleyFan69]

As I posted on a previous thread her name is Karen Summer. I had thought that I read somewhere that she was a twin and they both did hardcore, but I was mistaken I think since I can find nothing to back it up

 

[Porn is Good]

First girl/girl: Lynn Lemay and some chick in "Bubbles"
First guy/girl: Barbra Dare fucking her boss in "Wild in the Wilderness"

Started my still longing obsession with Barbra.

 

[Phil77]

Well like most of the people on here it was Raquel Darrien, the first porn movie I ever saw had her in it.

A few years later I fell head over heels for Jill kelly. Who to this day is my favorite porn star. I even had he pleasure of meeting her and have had my picture taken with her. If I had a scanner or something I would post it.

 

[SacramentLoG]

hmmmmm
probably Nikki Nova or Aria Giovanni
Still my fav 2

 

[Blutter]

wait, what's jerking off?

 

[Phil77]

are you kidding me?? i certainly hope so! Do you have a penis or a vagina?

 

[JBoy Razorblaze]

Blondie Bee in a softcore boy/girl spread in a magazine.