Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

[In-4-mant]

i can honestly say that i've never been caught...i take precautions.

first, that alt+tab bs doesnt work if you've got A LOT of porn on your screen. what i did, was go into a program that looked important (like MSword) open up a term paper then took a screenshot as my desktop. then, i wiped off the oil on my door, so it would creak very loud. before the door can fully open, i bust an windows key+D, and my computer goes to the "term paper" desktop, and it looks like i'm doing work.

oh, and i also take my junk out halfway. it may take longer, but it's safer.

 

[Motorhed]

when i was about 13, i "borrowed" one of my dad's pornos without his knowledge thinking everyone was gone. well they werent.

i wasnt caught in the act, but i had just knocked the vcr remote on the floor before my dad came in, i was able to zip up but not able to stop the movie. he said that i was too young to watch that kind of thing and left the room.

i snuck the movie back in to his hiding place and we never spoke of that moment again.

 

[Banana Joe]

Hey guys, I love this thread. I never got caught in the act, but several times it was quite obvious to a lot of people what I just had done.:banana:

I wrestled the cobra

 

[JBoy Razorblaze]

Nearly got caught by my parents a few times.

 

[JimmyDook]

I was never actually caught in the act, but there was some close calls.

I think Mom knew what I was up to.

 

[Durty_Dog]

With me it was Asia Carrera i think, and this German vid with wierd lesbian apple sex.

 

[Superfly]

Linsey Dawn Mckenzie -when i was about 15 (shes a year older than me and that was the time she unveiled her tits in the daily sport on her 16th birthday (you can do topless at 16 in england).

 

[AdmiralHutara]

Yep...showing my age. I'd have to say it was probably Samantha Fox, but I dont really remember.

I think the first pornstar that I was really a fan of, and searched out her films, was Samantha Strong... and then Tara Monroe.

The Admiral

 

[HomerSimpson300]

Pretty sure it was Jenna Jameson.

 

[Starman]

My two first I can remember were Traci Lords and Asia Carrera.

 

[Hentai_Freak]

I think it was Jacqueline Lovell, better know as Sarah St. James.

 

[marski]

http://www.katso.fi/mediabank/images/210159_kiso.jpg

Her. A finnish model.

 

[lucky4]

mine was Savannah

 

[rob267]

It was either Amber Michaels or Asia Carrera

Cheers:hatsoff:

 

[KO_Computer]

Olivia Del Rio is the reason I'm so into porn!

 

[mr336wmg]

I guess my first was Marilyn Chambers.... showing my age also.... My favorite star will always be Ginger Lynn.... shot tons of loads in her direction.

 

[cobraii]

Wanking machines or devices u recommend

Any experience with motorized or plastic helpers. Anything that makes the experience better?

I can recommend the flesh light, especially if you soak it in hot water first.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Here is a D.I.Y site...put objects in your household to good use...lol!

http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/06objsuba.html

:rubbel:

 

[member2686]

OMG that is the most hilarious thing I have seen in a good while! There is actually a site completely devoted to spankin' the ole monkey!!! ROFLMAO I guess I shouldn't be surprised, since there's a site for EVERYTHING out there, but checking out that site just made me crack up laughing!!! :rofl2: Good stuff, Cheeky Monkey!!!

Here is a D.I.Y site...put objects in your household to good use...lol!

http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/06objsuba.html

:rubbel:

 

[JTBowden]

Uhhhh... I just recommend using your hand...