Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

[Vampire_Sword]

is anyone gonna ban this little fucker he's not normal

cause i dont suck up to all the sluts on the forums?

 

[glk35]

nor do I

 

[Vampire_Sword]

nor do I

liar :tongue:

 

[Famousbabes]

Can't you stay on topic for once VS... sheesh.

 

[Vampire_Sword]

Can't you stay on topic for once VS... sheesh.

alright ive never been caught whacking off , but i was in the bathroom nude and i had a boner and was about to go in the shower my mom opend the door and saw me a split second and i shut the door really fast :eek:

 

[coldknock]

Nope, I get interrupted too much though. I hate it whne someone's knocking on the door and won't stop. Damn JW's

Larry

 

[JL3001]

Been close...a lot of times, but never caught.

JL3001

 

[KIRK]

alright Raven, I hope you succeed in your quest...

 

[KIRK]

my girlfirend yells at me for always looking up porn...

 

[sonny forelli]

 

[anobody]

sonny mate - u need to change ur sig

check out sticky threads on how to do it and new rules =)

 

[sonny forelli]

sonny mate - u need to change ur sig

check out sticky threads on how to do it and new rules =)

lordraven please can you make me new sig please

 

[foxycougar]

Yeah, Raven, make him a new sig

 

[anobody]

here ya go plonk this in the image brackets in ur sig

http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/ssig.jpg

 

[foxycougar]

*everyone in unison* thaaaaaaank you loooooordraaaaaven

 

[anobody]

back to topic *cough*

wanks in front of neighbour to be on topic lol

 

[joe_swe]

I was masturbating one night a half year ago by my computer (and a porn movie) and i thought my dad was sleeping but he wake up and was on his way to the toilet. He saw the thin line of light outside my almost closed door and of course he open it
But I heard hes foot steps outside my room so I paused the porn movie and ran with all my power to the bed and put the covering over my "middle parts" and pretend that I was watching TV.
He said "what are you doing, you should sleep now" and then he left...
Im not sure if he saw me naked (when I was running to the bed) or not but I forget to close down the whole movie (I just paused it) so the face of Jewel DeNyle with Peter Norths cum over her face appeard on the computer screen...
Maybe he saw that.. and understand what I was doing. But under pressure I forget to close down the window
He never saw me in "full action", but he probably understand.. cant think about that he never saw the picture on the screen, it was just to clear

 

[foxycougar]

lol, joe

 

[joe_swe]

lol, joe

"lol" at my not perfect english or at the story?

 

[foxycougar]

the story, of course