Ever been caught wanking ..?
<<<<Confession time>>>>
I kinda got caught ...
I got up one morning ( both parents were out ), of course at that time of morning my knob was aching for some attention.
So I got the morning paper (probably daily star page 3), and give it a good bashing...
what I didn't know was the bloke who lived across the road was talking to his mate , who happen to catch sight of me and let out a big cheer whilst pointing at me from across the road.
Much embarrassment and keeping out of sight for several days.
fortunately we moved house a few months later ...phew