Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

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member006

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Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

First off, may I reiterate? I don't jerk off. Amazingly enough I actually watch the news trying to stay enlightened and on top of whats going on in the world. Do some of you really jerk off during the news? That's scary. Maybe try watching it, in hopes you may hear something that may generate an idea to start a thread here that may have a point.

The last thread like this I asked to be PM'd to explain what apparently had gone over my head. The point! and what good is the gathered data on such a question? I actually got responses, one even saying he really wanted to know if other guys did the topic and which they liked better. Does anyone really care to know who in here jerks off during the news? :dunno: No PM's this time please, as I just discovered I really don't care why any of you would feel the need to know/share this info with other men and in the same breath call female fickle and hard to understand.

Sorry to ramble on and no offense to the thread starter, you are in good company here. These pop up every day. I just wanted to take my "freedom" of speech and posting privilege's and at least pick up 1 on my post count. So few threads I can post in. All only in IMHO of course.

:hatsoff: Carry on.

LL:angels:
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

Why not just skip the TV newswomen that are probably talking over the heads of some anyway, and jerk off over the newspaper? That way it's a lot easier to clean up, and like kitty litter, can be just thrown out with the regular trash. :dunno:

I'd go into it in more detail, but I'm listening to ABCnews on TV while I type with both hands.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

anyone ever do it?
I usually just ignore these threads but I saw that Lady Love replied so I checked it out just for curiosity.My answer is that this is crazy.How can anyone watch the War or Stock Market results and get aroused by the Girl reading the news.I agree that most of the news Girls are very,very beautiful Women,but come on....masturbating to the news:rolleyes: --There are so many of these silly threads.What's next-"right hand or left hand","do You make Your dog leave the room when You masturbate?","do You use tissues or paper towels to catch the semen?",etc.etc.--This is indeed a silly topic.I would rather check out the thread on Who is Your favorite News Woman and just leave it at that.Sorry,that's just My opinion.I will never understand the fascination with other Men's self gratification habits.Maybe it's just Me,but I don't get it.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

First off, may I reiterate? I don't jerk off. Amazingly enough I actually watch the news trying to stay enlightened and on top of whats going on in the world. Do some of you really jerk off during the news? That's scary. Maybe try watching it, in hopes you may hear something that may generate an idea to start a thread here that may have a point.

The last thread like this I asked to be PM'd to explain what apparently had gone over my head. The point! and what good is the gathered data on such a question? I actually got responses, one even saying he really wanted to know if other guys did the topic and which they liked better. Does anyone really care to know who in here jerks off during the news? :dunno: No PM's this time please, as I just discovered I really don't care why any of you would feel the need to know/share this info with other men and in the same breath call female fickle and hard to understand.

Sorry to ramble on and no offense to the thread starter, you are in good company here. These pop up every day. I just wanted to take my "freedom" of speech and posting privilege's and at least pick up 1 on my post count. So few threads I can post in. All only in IMHO of course.

:hatsoff: Carry on.


LL:angels:
Double L I love you and you know this but I must say you'd probably be more enlightened by masturbating than by watching the news, the news that's on our televisions anyway. That being said, this thread definitely blows as much ass as you aver that it does.:wave2:

And Dave, as always, you are right on point with your post.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

Does anyone else do this?

You're watching one of those 'audience participation' chat shows, like where the host goes around the audience asking for their opinion (for the Brits, an example would be 'Big Brother's Big Mouth), and there's nearly always one good looking girl. I've often found myself rubbing one out to that.
 

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Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

I can't remember the movie... but it had a line like: We need to make her look both smart and slutty...... A newscaster, perfect!

Anyway, "No.", but there are some that at least make watching the news bearable.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

I can't say that I jerk of while watching female newscasters but when I do see ones that I find sexy I can't help but think about what they are like in the sack.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

I find some of the women attractive but I never jerk off to them.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

Rudi Baktiar on CNN is really hot. But she wears a ton of makeup. The asian chick that does the weather on KCOP channel 13 in los angeles is really hot. I heard that Jim Carey was bangin her for a while.....Lena Nguyen is pretty too..
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

I can't say that I jerk of while watching female newscasters but when I do see ones that I find sexy I can't help but think about what they are like in the sack.

it reminds me a lot of shit like naughty office...a little role-playing/imagination...
 
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