Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

As a history major, I don't find that there is anything to jerk off with when I watch the news. I have friends and family off in Iraq. I see news of the poor getting poorer and the rich getting more money so they can now use iPods to light their cigars.

I can control my need to touch myself. I might fantasize for 3 seconds but when it comes down to the final moment... I can't 'rub one' out while watching the real world's news.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

Fox news has some hot info-babes, but I have to turn off the sound.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

First off, may I reiterate? I don't jerk off. Amazingly enough I actually watch the news trying to stay enlightened and on top of whats going on in the world. Do some of you really jerk off during the news? That's scary. Maybe try watching it, in hopes you may hear something that may generate an idea to start a thread here that may have a point.

The last thread like this I asked to be PM'd to explain what apparently had gone over my head. The point! and what good is the gathered data on such a question? I actually got responses, one even saying he really wanted to know if other guys did the topic and which they liked better. Does anyone really care to know who in here jerks off during the news? :dunno: No PM's this time please, as I just discovered I really don't care why any of you would feel the need to know/share this info with other men and in the same breath call female fickle and hard to understand.

Hehe.. I can't put it any better myself
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

When I watch the news I actually watch the news. There is too much bad news on to get aroused. The thought of jerking off never enters my mind. I have porn for that.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

There are a lot of hot news babes, no doubt.
I just don't pull the wagon during their broadcasts!
 

Philbert

Banned
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

Wow...I wish I was a braver man...
So...I read the starting post, and I didn't see where it said anything about
"jerking off to hard news anchors".
So, if you can't bear the tragedy of "a cold front is expected in the Eastern...blaa, blaa, blaa", or the horror of a group of neighbors helping an old man rebuild his burned down house, I could see where you might not notice how hot the newslady was, giving an impassioned warning of foul weather, or showing off her beautiful smile just for you on the tv screen.
Not that I customarily get off during the News (which I watch at all different hours, when I watch it at all), but sometimes the right woman can be there at the right time...
I don't think "weird" equates with "mercurial temperment" (fickle); I would think that the overall consistantcy of males, generally, to get off anywhere, anytime, with or with out a partner, is legendary.:nannerf1: :banana:

After all, we can pee through a hole in a fence and not get our shoes wet!
Very mobile body functions...:coolman:

(Here in Houston, there are 3 super babes on one channel! I often watch them with lust in my heart...:D )
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

Wow...I wish I was a braver man...
So...I read the starting post, and I didn't see where it said anything about
"jerking off to hard news anchors".
So, if you can't bear the tragedy of "a cold front is expected in the Eastern...blaa, blaa, blaa", or the horror of a group of neighbors helping an old man rebuild his burned down house, I could see where you might not notice how hot the newslady was, giving an impassioned warning of foul weather, or showing off her beautiful smile just for you on the tv screen.
Not that I customarily get off during the News (which I watch at all different hours, when I watch it at all), but sometimes the right woman can be there at the right time...
I don't think "weird" equates with "mercurial temperment" (fickle); I would think that the overall consistantcy of males, generally, to get off anywhere, anytime, with or with out a partner, is legendary.:nannerf1: :banana:

After all, we can pee through a hole in a fence and not get our shoes wet!
Very mobile body functions...:coolman:

(Here in Houston, there are 3 super babes on one channel! I often watch them with lust in my heart...:D )

thank you for making my point. haha.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

That ^^ had a point? If you say so. :)

LL:angels:

no, that sometimes you watch the news and you see a really attractive newswoman and you can't help but wonder what she'd be like in the sack...and then you look forward to watching more...and no, not jerking off to 'bad news'.
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

No, but as a young teenager I used to beat it to those late night infomercials =S
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

I also like Maria Bartriromo, the financial analyst on MSNBC.
 
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