PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
There are only three teams that belong in a conversation with the Canucks in terms of pathetic playoff records. And Ottawa is not one of them. The original Ottawa Senators (which no longer exist) actually won eleven Stanley Cups in their day. The current Ottawa Senators have only been around since 1990 and up until this year they made playoffs almost every year (I actually don't get what you mean when you say that they "never make playoffs anymore," because they were the fifth seed in the East last year). The Canucks have been around since 1970 and have ZERO Stanley Cups to show for it. The only teams that bad in NHL history are the Buffalo Sabres (also been around since 1970), the St. Louis Blues (been around since 1967), and the Los Angeles Kings (been around since 1967).
Been around since 1979 (ha! way less time than the Canucks), got five rings to show for it. Kiss the rings, bitches.
P.S. The Canucks will lose Game Seven and NEVER win a Stanley Cup. Your fans are some of the worst fair weather fans I've ever seen and your team is a disgrace.
P.P.S. I will eat my words if they win Game Seven and win the Cup, but I will not take any shit talk from any douchebag Canucks fans if that happens because if you wanna talk shit, you've gotta win five Cups first. That's how franchise success is measured, by championships won!
P.P.P.S. Normally, I would cheer for a Canadian team no matter what, but Canucks fans (there are a lot of them here in Edmonton) are just the worst fans. Well, maybe not the worst (they obviously wouldn't have to give away tickets for Stanley Cup games), but pretty terrible.
I would comment on this, but apparently I am not allowed. All I'm going to say is I wonder how many of the fans who were a part of the "Blue Mile" or whatever the hell it was during your miracle (yes, miracle. It won't happen again) run to the finals were actually Oilers fans instead of drunk teenagers looking to have fun.
Congrats, Marlo. As a fan of the team with the most Stanley Cups here, you are the only one who gets to talk down to everyone. Use that power wisely. :hatsoff: