Where is Barry Bonds? Courtesy of DJ Gallo.
All-time home run leader Barry Bonds may still be blackballed from baseball. But a young Dominican prospect named Barryardo Bondsguez is tearing apart Washington Nationals camp.
Bondsguez, who was signed by now-former Nationals GM Jim Bowden last month, has wowed the team with his power, size and maturity.
“I can’t believe he’s only 17,” said third baseman Ryan Zimmerman. “And I mean that. I don’t believe it. I’m positive it’s Barry Bonds. What’s he, like – 45 now?”
The slugging prospect, who impressively speaks nearly flawless English, says he hopes to start for the Nationals, which would make him the youngest everyday player in major league history.
“I’m not interested in the minors,” said Bondsguez. “I don’t know how many years I have left in me. You know, umm, because I want to do other things in my life other than play baseball. Not because I’m in my mid-40s. Umm … tortilla Corona Clemente agua spaghetti!