Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

[Mariahxxx]

sorry to say, no I dont cook naked. its amazing to me how people see porn girls and models who have taken their clothes off for a camera. they think we are having sex 24 hours a day. they think we are instantly turned on by a photo of a penis, and are looking to fuck every single person who offers us sex.

does your mother cook naked? does your wife or sister? I am no less of a person than they are.

Sorry to rant but sometimes the stupidity of the questions just bugs the fuck out of me

 

[xfire]

sometimes the stupidity of the questions just bugs the fuck out of me

I'm sure it wouldn't surprise you that assari is in the running for this years Asshat of the Year.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?660119-***Vote-HERE-for-Asshat-of-the-Year!***

 

[assari]

Mariah,

-Sorry if my question offended you.

-I do not think that people who work in the adult entertainment bisnes having sex more than other people.

-My female partner sometimes making tea in the morning naked.


xfire,

-I do not want to win that poll.

-I'm a humble person, not a celebrity.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Made this a few nights ago

put apricots and pears in a glass bowl with raw sugar and vanilla extract and juice from a tangerine and tossed it until the fuit was coated with the mix.

poured it onto a baking pan and roasted it in the oven for 25 minutes at 425 degrees.

plated it and topped it with hagen daaz vanilla bean ice cream. garnished it with brown sugar, pomegranate seeds and toasted walnuts.

seriously fucking delicious!

Haven't tried it yet, but it sure as hell looks like I will make this for desert on X-mas.

 

[Mariahxxx]

making tea in the morning is far different than cooking. I just get annoyed and I was PMSing sorry to be bitchy but it gets annoying.

 

[Mariahxxx]

made a seafood boil last night with lobster crab corn on the cobb red potatoes and made 2 infused butters to go with it... 1 with zest and juice of lemon and lime and the other with smoked paprika.

AMAZING!

 

[freeones_regina]

That dessert looks very nice!

 

[Buggster]

sorry to say, no I dont cook naked. its amazing to me how people see porn girls and models who have taken their clothes off for a camera. they think we are having sex 24 hours a day. they think we are instantly turned on by a photo of a penis, and are looking to fuck every single person who offers us sex.

does your mother cook naked? does your wife or sister? I am no less of a person than they are.

Sorry to rant but sometimes the stupidity of the questions just bugs the fuck out of me

A while back I saw a documentary of some vacationers at a Nudist Colony in Germany. And once they arrived and got out of their car and out of their clothes, they surely did everything naked. And I gotta tell you, it was not a pretty sight.
I still shudder when I think of the husbands at the open fire, grilling with their sausages out.





impdaddy

 

[Buggster]

sorry to say, no I dont cook naked. its amazing to me how people see porn girls and models who have taken their clothes off for a camera. they think we are having sex 24 hours a day. they think we are instantly turned on by a photo of a penis, and are looking to fuck every single person who offers us sex.

does your mother cook naked? does your wife or sister? I am no less of a person than they are.

Sorry to rant but sometimes the stupidity of the questions just bugs the fuck out of me

A while back I saw a documentary of some vacationers at a Nudist Colony in Germany. Once they arrived and got out of their car and out of their clothes, they surely did everything naked. And I gotta tell you, it was not a pretty sight.
I still shudder when I think of the husbands at the open fire, grilling with their sausages out.





impdaddy

 

[Mariahxxx]

happy holidays fellow foodies! 2013 is a HUGE year so make the best!

 

[georges]

Mariah what do you think about apfelstrudel served alongwith sylvaner wine for dessert?

 

[bobjustbob]

Cooking naked is just stupid. Things splash and splatter. You can get burned too.

 

[Buggster]

happy holidays fellow foodies! 2013 is a HUGE year so make the best!

Happy Holidays Mariah.

Wonder what's on the menu

Cooking naked is just stupid. Things splash and splatter. You can get burned too.

Even being dressed, I've managed to burn a bit on my hand (slightly) through splashing oil.





impdaddy

 

[Mariahxxx]

thank you guys

I cooked for what ended up being 17 people. I did an entire tenderloin which came out really lovely, with grilled carrots, lobster tails and a polenta cake with a tomatoe puree.

I topped the slices of filet with a peppercorn butter sauce with shallots

dessert was a chocolate creme brulee that turned out very nicely. brown sugar for the crust with a blow torch

It was an all day struggle to keep up with it all but I got through and everything was served hot so that's what counts

Georges, I don't know what the fuck any of that is lol but I'm sure it would be wonderful lol

Cheers and happy new year! My birthday is new year's eve so that means party time. but not like you might think. I take a few friends out on my boat to a little island 4 miless offshore and we build a big fire and cook lobster and clams and drink beer all night with a little bubbly at midnight we usually wake up in the sand naked and cold

 

[Buggster]

Georges, I don't know what the fuck any of that is lol but I'm sure it would be wonderful lol

Mariah what do you think about apfelstrudel served alongwith sylvaner wine for dessert?

Apfelstrudel is German for apple strudel, originally an Austrian pastry, filled with apples (and usually also with cinnamon, sugar, raisins and breadcrumbs). Often topped with whipped cream, vanilla ice cream, custard or vanilla sauce.
It's one of the Top National Dishes of Austria, along with Wiener Schnitzel, Tafelspitz and Kaiserschmarrn. Strudel (meaning whirlpool) are layered pastries, traditional Austro-Hungarian Strudels have been influenced by Middle-Eastern pastries.

Usually accompanied Viennese Coffee-Specialities and sometimes even Wine or Champagne.

Sylvaner is a Central European white wine grape variety / wine, mainly produced in Territories of the former Austro-Hungarian Empire (is there a link with the Apple Strudel?) but also in the Alsace region of France. Sometimes it is made into a sweet dessert wine.
US varieties have mostly disappeared from California, where it was known mainly as Sylvaner Riesling. I believe there is still one Californian and one Oregon Vineyards that have Sylvaners.

If your ever in Vienna you should try it in one of the many Coffee Houses





impdaddy

 

[Mariahxxx]

sounds good to me. I am planning to visit Austria this year. post photos if you have them!

 

[squallumz]

posted this in the what you eat for christmas thread but ill throw it in here for you too.


dry sauteed string beans and veggie and shrimp chow mein. trust me, there's crispy noodles under there somewhere.

 

[Mariahxxx]

wow that looks really good! awesome job! and thanks for posting!

 

[Petra]

Wanna know what I made for our New Years Day breakfast?

Hmmmm....

Do ya?

Hot, fresh, gooey, cinnamon rolls.

And they were good.

 

[Mariahxxx]

bitch lol

I made french toast cinnamon rolls!! yes, a combo of the 2!!!!!!!! 2 rolls of pillsbury cinnamon rolls you cut each into 4 pieces and put in a baking dish. cover in an egg wash of 6 eggs, vanilla and cinnamon. allow it to soak into the rolls for 10 minutes then pour 1/4 cup of maple syrup over the top and bake for 25 minutes.

remove and cover with icing and powdered sugar.

as of today, my youtube channel will feature a NEW cooking video every day, 7 days a week!

here is video #1 Prime Rib