If you were Forced to Cage Fight against a Lion, Silverback Gorilla, or Grizzly?

[Ace Boobtoucher]

gorillas aren't carnivores and probably wouldn't bite, i think

Nope. Gorillas are omnivores. They'll eat anything if they think it's food.

 

[Ulysses31]

I have no scientific knowledge to back this but I think I could reason with the Gorilla, more than the other 2 anyway

 

[Pattheprovo]

First things first,you stand absolutely no chance against a lion.They are way too fast and way too aggressive.Silverback,if you let it punk you out and act as submissive,you have a shot,and bears in general are fucking idiots,so there's a decent chance that you actually could punk one out,wolverines do it all the time,though they are black bears and not grizzlies.Also,if you just play dead,they generally lose interest.

As a matter of fact,why did the OP choose grizzlies anyway?Polar bears are waaaaaaay more dangerous.

Anyway,anyone that choose lion is fucking crazy and is obviously wishing for a quick death.

Basic premise of my earlier post. But think about it after you showed your submission You Might get to groom that big guy.

 

[dirtylittleholly]

I'd probably take the Grizzly, honestly.

 

[BCT]

Grizzly, you can run downhill and get away

 

[Kingfisher]

That's not fatal, the guy got up and ran away like a pussy, instead of getting back in there and fighting. Wuss.

 

[kewlio65]

Lion for me. Though I feel like this question is like asking someone what type of poison do you want to eat. They are all going to kill ya.

 

[domshooter]

lion. easiest of the 3 to take down

 

[Ike Stain]

That's not fatal, the guy got up and ran away like a pussy, instead of getting back in there and fighting. Wuss.

:rofl2:

 

[zdenka]

Grizzly, you can run downhill and get away

Where you gonna find a hill inside a cage?! :1orglaugh

 

[domshooter]

you cant outrun a bear

 

[Kingfisher]

you cant outrun a bear

You can technically outrun the shit filling your pants when you're trying to outrun the bear...

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Mother Cougar versus Grizzly Bear

What is this shit? That bear is an embarrassment to all bears. You've got giant claws and you don't use them? You've got a size advantage and you don't use it? You get stared down by a kitty cat and run away. I can't tell which is the pussy there.

As for the question, you'd die against all three so I'd go with lion as they usually kill quick.

 

[Deepcover]

What is this shit? That bear is an embarrassment to all bears. You've got giant claws and you don't use them? You've got a size advantage and you don't use it? You get stared down by a kitty cat and run away. I can't tell which is the pussy there.

As for the question, you'd die against all three so I'd go with lion as they usually kill quick.

haha that bear is a complete wuss.