Could you beat a grizzly in an unarmed fight ? 6% of Americans think they could...

[Johan]

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What about you guys ? Which ****** do you think you could beat in hand to paw fight ?
(Due to freeones only allowing 10 answers in polls, I took off some of the most stupid answers such as "crocodile", "Elephant, "Lion", etc. I also took off "Eagle 'cause he can't fly so that wouldn't be a fair fight)
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I myself think I do pretty well against a rat, and a goose, I would have my chances against a medium sized dog. But I wouldn't bet on my own chances against a house cat, anyone who've see cats fights knows how vicious they could be...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I love ******* too much to ever fight one. I even felt bad about ******* all those rats years ago. I wish they woulda went away when I was hollering at them.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I find it amusing that there are people out there that think they can actually go toe to toe with a lion, let alone an elephant. The highest I went was wolf, and that would be a real tough one. Even if I was armed, I would avoid a few ******* on that list, mostly from fear, although ethics do play a part. I couldn't shoot an elephant, chimp, or gorilla for any reason other then self preservation. As far as an eagle goes, I think in America, they are actually ALLOWED to kick the **** out of people....it might be in the Constitution.

 

[tvstrip]

The Canadian Goose is a fucking war machine.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prin...-canadian-goose-battle-photographer-1.5958964
Something poetic about it just minding its own business, but going into literal ***** mode when an eagle tried to fuck with it.

Loons are also known to be just as badass:
https://www.nbcboston.com/on-air/as...ieve-loon-******-bald-eagle-in-maine/2129640/

Do not mess with one in the wild! There's a reason why they're Canada's national birds.
(Sorry Mr. Day, those US rules don't apply to them )

 

[tvstrip]

Huskies, Bulldogs, Bull terriers, and some Rottweilers are classified as "medium" dogs. Not recommended to fight one.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

You can shoot a goose or a loon, but you will fry for shooting an eagle. I used to hunt, I know how hard a goose can swing that wing. Fighting certain dogs can be difficult and dangerous, but even though you will get hurt, it's do-able. More so then a big cat, or a primate.